Alan
Alan (noun): 1. The rare breed of husband who is equal parts best friend, partner in crime, personal hero, and expert eye-roller. Known for tolerating ridiculous amounts of nonsense, fetching cups of tea without complaint (mostly), and having the patience of a saint. Warning: once you get an Alan, youâll never want to trade him in. 2. A mysterious creature who can simultaneously be your soulmate and the reason you want to scream into a pillow. Special skills include selective hearing, telling dad jokes at the worst possible moment, and doing that âhusband sighâ for dramatic effect. Still, you wouldnât swap him⌠unless Jason Momoa was available. 3. The ultimate plot twist in lifeâs story â part best friend, part lover, part comedy act. Always there to hold your hand when things get tough, and usually the reason youâve got butterflies in your stomach 20+ years later. May also come with a side of snoring and duvet-hogging. Also doubles up as the best dad your kid could ever hope for. WARNING LABEL: May cause uncontrollable laughter, random butterflies in your stomach, epic dad moments, unexpected dog-cuddle theft, and the occasional need to evacuate a room.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I donât really want to by it but I do like that you can customize it Also I do find find funny nearly all the one star reviews are people say âI want the mug for freeâ
i love this mug its not a mistake ITS A MASTERPIECE
I love the cup and Iâm certain Iâll be checking with you guys in the future..
fuck you and your mugs give me a shirt or ill shit on you
The snarky message on the mug always gets big laughs from guests so I'm now using it as my go-to bourbon glass
fuck ur mugs i want one for free
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nice.
I love da gooning mug. now i know how to goon and i can goon with my cool new gooner friends !
my mom (Mia) loves the mug you made it is amazing you made her day #girlboss
Itâs a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ÂŻ\_(ă)_/ÂŻ
Bought the mug. Holds up like a charm. I got "Botello'd" by my wife. Makes me feel nice.
Bought the mug, Holds up like a charm!! I was "Botello'd" by my wife so I think its fitting
You should get the penis mug. It's pretty elite - Elongated Muskrat
Loved how fast this arrived! Fun blast from the past... Dana Hills Dolphins!
its an alright mug. its moderate. mid. not the best. not the worst. pretty normal. if it was the weather it would be 50 degrees F. something so unexperiencing and experiencing at the same time. if it was on a number line, it would be in the center. i rate it a 5/10.
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Best mug ever!
Jana loves her mug. Drinks from it everyday and counites to inspire her. Thank you so much for this gift
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