Akhila
Akhila. She’s literally the most loyal friend you could ever ask for. Don’t get on her bad side or she will kill you. She’s really loving, but maybe not super obvious about it. She doesn’t trust people that easily, but once you earn her trust she’s one of those people that you could hit up when your seventy with a problem and they’ll come through. She’s super smart and funny. Pretty hot too, probably has a smoking body. If you end up dating her or even marrying her you are literally the luckiest person on this planet and never let that bitch go. If she even likes you back then damnnnn. Saying it again, do not get on her bad side or you will die in the most humiliating way possible. So if you are privileged enough to have an Akhila in your life, make sure you treat her right and keep her close. She’s the type of person to have a lot of friends but have a pretty tight circle and if you ever get to that inner circle of trusted friends then she would literally die for you. Even though her name means complete she doesn’t feel that way without her loved ones, so don’t mess with them either. If you go for someone she loves then she will beat your ass up. period. She hates lying too, so be honest with her even if it’s a little rude because she can take it. She’s not one of those sensitive pussys. She does have feelings, but unless your part of that inner circle you can’t really get under her skin. Lesson of the day: GET YOURSELF AN AKHILA AND HOLD ON TO HER.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
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Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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