Akari
Apparently she likes hanging out with 10year olds cuz shes fucking bored in kangaroo town. She has all the games and is rich af , even tho she wont admit she actually has a secret stash of gold bars under her pillow she got from stripping. She also dates people named kiyra who no one can spell correctly. Akari has also recently figured out that shes pansexual aka she likes being raped my kitchen appliances. Anyway she has animal crossing and bullies anyone who doesnt , tho she bullies anyone and everyone anyway. She also likes attention and has an army of actual simps although one named michael sucks ass. She also likes raping, oops i mean rapping in vc , saying lOL (might as well say oil) and doing crazy shit with her homies. She also publishes retarded-ass urban dictionaries that are sadly 100% true and unfortunately for her victims/friends she is very good at writing this kind of shit. At heart she is a kind and fun person but i cant say anything directly bad or she’ll throttle me. Sometimes if shes bored , she will randomly start either an uwu roleplay or her limbs falling of(drug use suspected).Btw she has the most loli sounding voice i have heard and 90% were laughs and giggel. -Ras
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
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