afk twon
An afk twon is a rare species that’s almost impossible to discover. As of right now, there are only 3 afk twons on this planet. To be an afk twon, you must relate to most of the following: 1. Forget to eat. 2. Drink water. 3. Have a dying spider high turkey. 4. Is never okay. 5. Sleep deprived. 6. Addicted to online games. 7. Have a weird nickname. 8. Make weird nicknames for your friends. 9. Constantly go away from your keyboard. There’s many more qualifications to being and afk twon. Even if you meet these requirements, it is still very difficult to get have the afk twon title. Afk twons are like animals. They’re very picky, you need to be accepted by another afk twon to become an afk twon. Afk twons come together to share half of a brain cell. Afk twons are kind, close, generous, and protective. Afk twons need help, but they’re amazing and they always will be, and they deserve to be protected.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother

Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
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