ADD
Anal Distraction Disorder, New internationally agreed upon psychological term for the condition, (formally classified as TAPS), whereby the sufferer is prevented from concentrating on anything for any length of time due to an obsessive compulsion to scratch his arse. In schoolchildren this disorder results in their being unable to absorb any information at school, giving the (sometimes false) impression that they are too fucking thick to educate. Thankfully the symptoms are now treatable by a variety of methods, including strong phsycoactive drugs (causing the sufferer to sit in silent terror of his own halucinations, but from the outside he appears to be concentrating hard on his lessons). Another more progressive treatment is omega 3 fish oil, which one presumably rubs on his arse to relive the itching.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
10/10 Looks exactly like the preview. Shipping was fast.
This is for my granddaughter whom I used to call cutie patootie until she found out another meaning for patootie. Then she didn’t like the name so much! This will be a perfect gift for her! She is 16.
Love the cups :) It reminds us of our sweet momma. I thought everyone knew the word "mommicked" but evidently it is an Eastern North Carolina thing...My sisters and I all married Northerner/ Yankees and they had never heard of the word. Thank you for a tender memory.
Cup came in one piece and looks as nice as it does in the picture! Only note is just be mindful of any typos in the description of the definition, they will show up on the cup too! Other than that, no complaints!
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