Adam

A certified head-ass, dumb-ass, as well as bitch-ass. Well worth your time if you don't mind catching ligma, he is contagious. He(or she,they) should have an Adam's Apple, if they do not, they are wild Adam's. The common Adam has frat style apparel. They can be easily identified by the hat. If they do not have a hat or dress like a frat boy, they are also wild and caution should be used. An Adam should surprise you, and they might scare you. You will find them at high schools, colleges, coffee shops, sport apparel stores, urban areas, and the such. In their free time, they play a lot of video games with occasionally twitch streaming and like to drive safely in a compact sedan. Let the Adam come to you and he will be more passive.