Actrite

There's a new medication for all you gals struggling with late-stage bucketheadedness and chickenheadery! Actrite™ is a personality-stimulant recently un-blacklisted by the FDA for treatment of stage 4 Outtaline Disorder! Simply insert one suppository rectally 1-15 times a day, or as demanded by the people who barely endure you as you currently are! Clinically proven to increase tolerance to your absolute bullshit Side effects have included, but are not limited to: Cluster headache due to ruptured aneurysm; the Exorcist-style projectile vomiting; spontaneous pufferfish poisoning; sudden, unshakable conviction that a loved one has been replaced by an imposter, (Capgras Delusion;) Stigmata of the hands, feet, ribs, and forehead; Fatal Familial Insomnia which WILL spread to your relatives through the maternal line; Plantar Fascitis of the retina; and spontaneous Radiation Sickness.