Abercrombie
Abercrombie is the kids version of Abercrombie & Fitch. Not to be mistaken for the "adult" store, Abercrombie is showcased in lower case letters and has pictures of kid models in the back of the register. The people who usually shop here are soccer moms, spanish families always looking in the sale section and the black people who come from different states trying to return what they've stolen at another abercrombie location. Abercrombie used to be cool back in the day when their clothes were original and well made. Now abercrombie has the same exact design each year but with different colors. In rare occasions they will feature a "black" or "charcoal" colored item although abercrombie does not sell black or purple. All abercrombie based company stores are required to set the music at a certain level, unfortunately this consists of terrible techno/dance/pop music at awfully loud levels. They are also required to spray the stores "main fragrance" every 30-60 minutes. You can usually hear or smell an abercrombie store from a mile away. It is required and the district managers for abercrombie stores make the rounds to make sure it's in effect. The employees are surprisingly diverse in most stores, they are required to greet customers at the door and use a tag line at the register. Abercrombie and Abercrombie & Fitch mostly have the same designs but Abercrombie is cheaper as it's targeted for kids. The company requires the employee's to wear only certain colors for each specific season. There are two types of employee's at abercrombie, "models" which work on the floor and "impact" who usually work in the back. At some specific locations during the christmas season they will assign someone to stand in the front and greet people (without folding or assisting customers). This is usually common at flagship locations. The flagship locations hire models for the first floor and front rooms and the rest of the workers are actual employees. At certain locations there is an "overnight team" that cleans up the store after it closes. The abercrombie fragrances at the moment are Cologne 15, Phelps and Chase for boys and Spirit, Emerson and Perfume 15 for girls. The entire company consists of Abercrombie (or a92), Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister Co., Ruehl and Gilly Hicks.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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This mug, much like a cursed relic unearthed from the depths of despair, embodies a cacophony of design flaws and manufacturing mishaps that make one wonder if it was birthed from the darkest corners of incompetence itself. From its deceptively promising exterior, which boasts a color scheme akin to a bruised banana left out in the sun for too long, to its handle that feels more like a medieval torture device designed to punish the unsuspecting hand that dares to grasp it, every aspect of this mug screams "regret." Its material, a sinister amalgamation of recycled nightmares and shattered dreams, leeches a flavor reminiscent of stale coffee mixed with the tears of disappointed souls into whatever liquid unfortunate enough to be poured within its cursed confines. The rim, jagged and uneven like the edge of a poorly forged blade, guarantees that each sip is a perilous journey fraught with the risk of lip lacerations and existential dread. And let us not forget the bottom of this vessel, where the manufacturer's logo is stamped with all the subtlety of a scarlet letter, branding the user as a victim of their own poor purchasing decisions for all eternity. Indeed, this mug serves as a stark reminder that sometimes, in the vast expanse of consumer goods, there exists a dark abyss where quality and utility fear to tread, leaving only disappointment and regret in their wake.
I think it’s funny and the quality is really good. Shipping was pretty fast too.
Arrived exactly on time( as projected) ;( beautiful blue color 💙 as specified) loving it ! ❤️
Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.
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Sent this to my crush now she has a restraining order on me!!!
Without this mug, my life was but a series of painful unfortunate events. Since it has come into my life, love has followed, joy has followed and dishonour has been disavowed. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Please keep up the good work and I hope everyone will find joy as I have one day.
I love the Duh Big Red Truck so much that I have a tattoo. So does my best friend. We’re in our 60s. Woot woot!
my mom (Mia) loves the mug you made it is amazing you made her day #girlboss
I love da gooning mug. now i know how to goon and i can goon with my cool new gooner friends !
We really like our cup!!!
Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!
Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.
I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome
It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.
Best purchase of my life, it's all downhill from here!
The Urban Dictionary offers one-of-a-kind products in its Coffee Mugs if you want to purchase something interesting. A bit off-center and not the norm. This is the place to be. Customer service is responsive to your query when asking a question. All Good.
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