Abel Mug
Abel Is uhh...... Abel, he's something out of this universe he doesn't even feel real he's too perfect(as he present himself) he appeared to be extremely confident, smart, hardworking, athletic, charismatic, funny, Tall(probably around +6'3ft tall) and cute like Damm he's has to be the cutest guy I seen, Ugh I wish I could be with him even though he may be beyond my league or might not like me but he's too perfect even though I barely know him there something about him that makes him stand out and pull me towards him and sometimes I catch him looking at me and I like freze In my brain like idk what to do but I feel like I just want to stared directly Into his perfect eyes but I feel like I might werid Him out If I do. Overall Abel Is perfect he like the dream guy he has a nice body, beautiful long curly black hair, generous and kind, beautiful eyes, lips, everything about screams aesthetic and perfect like It doesn't feel like this guy Is real. I'm guessing he probably goes to the gym because of his body but also takes extremely good care of himself, he just perfect 😫 , and he probably packing🤭 if he could be mine I would definitely make him mine and trust me I'm am not obsessed with this guy one bit 😉 (I have dreams about him every single night and i think about him every second of the day).
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice

Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BUY IT RN
Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome

I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.

It’s a great way to store my pencils.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
Funny stuff! I wish the mugs cost a bit less, I'd buy more. There's an almost unlimited supply of clever slang.
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