Abbey
Abbey is the girl who everyone always thought was going to be pretty or actually was pretty but in her mind she is the ugliest person in every room. She is very strong and can take a punch and a roast and will come back harder every time. She is a badass and acts tough because she doesn’t want people to know the real her and reject her. She is extremely fucking private and never lets anyone in too deep but if you earn her trust you better not lose it because she will be the best thing that happened to you. She is more street smart than book smart but isn’t dumb. She has some problems but always figures them out and is terrified of people not liking her. She is the kind of girl who will have one boy she really really fucking likes her whole life and will never admit it or do anything about it. She has her own style but not too far away from the typical trends. She LOVES being with her friends but doesn’t have that many. She would rather play a sport than almost anything else. Most importantly if you are lucky enough to get an Abbey in your life you better fucking keep her because she will be the best, most trustworthy, most amazingly loyal friend anyone could ever ask for and you are the luckiest fucking person in the world.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
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