aaron
aaron’s are one in a million. you can’t find another like him. he may be a little cold to you at first but that’s okay, you just have to warm up to him and you’ll see that he’s actually a really amazing guy. he’s quite short and thinks he’s still gonna “ grow “ and to give him a couple of more years but we know that he’ll never get taller. if you have aaron as a friend, be glad because he gives really amazing advice for the better. he’s also good at reassuring you so that you don’t worry. if you have aaron as a boyfriend, you’re the luckiest girl in the world. aaron will give you the world. he won’t let you go to bed unhappy, he’ll do anything he can to make you happy, and he’s obsessed with you. no matter how far away you guys are from eachother, he always tries to find a way to give you gifts ( as in food/ flowers/ etc ) he loves when his girl is happy. when she’s unhappy, he’s even more unhappy. when she’s sad, he’s sadder. when she’s happy, he’s even more happier because he loves seeing his girl smile. aaron’s often look like a daniel caesar song, cas song, or even w2e songs. when you’re listening to music you would often think about an aaron. aaron’s would tease their girlfriends often and then would apologize right away if their girlfriend gets upset. his girlfriend is his number1 priority because that’s how important she is to him. aaron’s humor is by being mean but they never really mean the stuff they say, they respect your boundaries and won’t go over the line.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Great way to wake up and clear your head every morning with the reminder of the day you woke up dumb enough to spend $32.95 for a basic coffee mug
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
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