Aaron Mug
Aaron is a guy who fucks his cousin this is a very long story but it's fun so where should i start, i meant a guy on the internet and he's pretty chill but one day he was talking about him and his cousin.He starting saying how they start kissing and slowly went further and further until he fucked her. The reason her fucked was his recent breakup with a girl i will not name. After a few years of them fucking her got worried that he wouldn't get a girlfriend and tried to stop, he was unsuccessful in that and was fucked by his very horny and desperate cousin, she truly loves him no family member school love each other(this was before i met him). When i started talking to Aaron he was worried about getting his cousin pregnant and asked me what he should do. I convinced him to accept that his life will be with his cousin, while some things i find odd about him such as him choosing chess over his cousin sometimes. But they still love each other tremendously. Aaron says he could stop having sexd with his cousin, but he believes his cousin cant he believes shes become to sex and cant stop he might be even right. one thing that surprises me is that his cousin hasn't gotten pregnant in the 4 years of fucking each other. Aaron and his cousin are currently fucking each other any chance they get. His cousin will do anything to get sex from Aaron and will force herself upon him if she has to. Aaron will get more sex than anyone else who is reading this.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/
My daughter is a Seinfeld afficianato. She was pleasantly surprised when she opened the package with her Penske File mug. It has the definition of Penske File from the Urban dictionary. Totally worth the price!
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