Aaron Mug
Aaron is a guy who fucks his cousin this is a very long story but it's fun so where should i start, i meant a guy on the internet and he's pretty chill but one day he was talking about him and his cousin.He starting saying how they start kissing and slowly went further and further until he fucked her. The reason her fucked was his recent breakup with a girl i will not name. After a few years of them fucking her got worried that he wouldn't get a girlfriend and tried to stop, he was unsuccessful in that and was fucked by his very horny and desperate cousin, she truly loves him no family member school love each other(this was before i met him). When i started talking to Aaron he was worried about getting his cousin pregnant and asked me what he should do. I convinced him to accept that his life will be with his cousin, while some things i find odd about him such as him choosing chess over his cousin sometimes. But they still love each other tremendously. Aaron says he could stop having sexd with his cousin, but he believes his cousin cant he believes shes become to sex and cant stop he might be even right. one thing that surprises me is that his cousin hasn't gotten pregnant in the 4 years of fucking each other. Aaron and his cousin are currently fucking each other any chance they get. His cousin will do anything to get sex from Aaron and will force herself upon him if she has to. Aaron will get more sex than anyone else who is reading this.
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I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice
Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
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Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome
I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.
It’s a great way to store my pencils.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
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