A Tale
A short extract from a creative piece written from the heart... A Prince who captures hearts with the beauty of his soul, and melts spirits with his enchanting face. A heavenly creature who touches and delights every inch of your earthly form and spirit. His eyes dive into yours, his sea of deep love and affection meeting yours. For the first time in your life, a surge of foreign sensations flow in the centre of your chest and yet this feeling is familiar to your soul, almost as though his love has met yours before. Forever you are gleefully bound to him. The beauty that he is has taken your breath away and everlastingly your being becomes his. There is no one else like Prince. He is the only handsome knight who takes your breath away but then gifts it back to you because he loves you. He is the only prince who takes your heart and delicately places lays it with his, only to nurture and protect it. He is the only man to whisper your name and send sparks of electric love down your spine, arms and an ache in your heart. His presence consumes your every thought, every breath, every vision, every dream. His passion is tasted by your lips, body, mind and spirit. A love so strong, how can it exist?
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
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