64th Base
-11 jars of Marmite -72 midgets, 15 of which should be Hungarian & blind -4 Vietnamese ladyboys -Duct tape -30cm ruler -692 kiwi fruits -13 tubs of Smarties ice cream Get every single one of the midgets that aren't hungarian to fuck one jar of Marmite. The 15 hungarian midgets have to fight one other so that only 10 are left. The surviving hungarian midgets have to fuck one jar of Marmite each. Tape the dead midgets together and bring it to life with a bolt of lightning. This creature should then begin to rape the 4 Vietnamese ladyboys so hard, that the ladyboys and the creature fuse together to create Mechafuck. Offer Mechafuck the ruler, which it will then use to pleasure itself with. After Mechafuck has climaxed and started walking, MAKE SURE it treads on every single one of the kiwis. Gather the kiwi juice and pour it into ONE tub of Smarties ice cream. But, remember the midgets who didn't form a part of Mechafuck? These should have all finished fucking the Marmite jars by now, so go and train the midgets to be ninjas. Have them perform a massive cataclysmic fight with Mechafuck. Mechafuck will die, and its death will cause an eruption of semen. Hopefully when this happens you'll have the tubs of Smarties ice cream with you EXCEPT for the one with kiwi juice in it. Use the tubs to drift the sea of jizz. You must recover the bodies of your midget ninjas, and perform 9 bases of your choice. After this, you must throw yourself in the sea of jizz and die.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
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My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
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Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
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My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
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