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the 64 states map is a joke map of the united states published on december 15, 2023 by the webcomic xkcd which reads "geography challenge: can you label all the states?" just google it to find the image of it. at first glance, it looks like a normal united states map with all distinctly-shaped states like california, idaho, texas, minnesota, michigan, ohio (who can forget that one?), florida, maryland, etc. however when you glance closer, you realize a bunch of fake states have been added, most of them being in the west. most of them look like wyoming and colorado copies, due to them being rectangles. (why couldn't there have been a second florida- wait, nevermind) the map got labeled by various people, coming up with hilarious names for the states. here are what look like fake states. fake state 1: between oregon and california. somewhat rectangle shaped, except for the west coast part. fake state 2: to the northeast of nevada. almost rectangle shaped. fake state 3: between arizona and new mexico. nicknamed "newer mexico." fake state 4: to the west of north dakota. fake state 5: to the west of south dakota. now here's the hard part: the multiple rectangles. even i don't know which one is the actual wyoming and colorado, they're all rectangle shaped.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.

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my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.

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This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!

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i use my mug for sperm donation

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10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?

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My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.

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it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy

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I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one

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It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase

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this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.

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unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!

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