6 7

6 7 (n.) / (v.) / (involuntary man-child reaction) An involuntary response triggered by hearing the sacred combination of the words “six” followed by “seven.” Usually indicates that the individual has contracted an advanced strain of Brain Rot, the same neurological condition responsible for quoting TikToks out of context, barking at memes, and unironically using “sigma” in conversation. In mild cases, the subject will giggle uncontrollably and repeat “six seven” while imagining they’ve just tricked a supercomputer. In severe cases, muscular spasms cause the arms to lock straight at the sides, palms facing upward, followed by an uncontrollable motion resembling juggling invisible orbs—or more accurately, tenderly consoling a pair of imaginary balls. If you witness this behavior in public, do not engage. You cannot help them. You can only avoid eye contact and pray you don’t catch it.