3rd base
Ah yes 3rd base very pleasureable...... As you have gotten thru 1st and 2nd than thing's really start to get passionite (But I am warning everybody do NOT do this unless you are going to stay with this person this is something people should wait to do and you should love this person like really love them please just don't do anything stupid) Anyway's..... For the guy's..... Now guy's this take's practice you won't get it right the first time but this is all very exciteing, Now 3rd base is what they also call oral now this is called fingering and this is where the guy will bring his hand down to the womans vagina and start to put his finger of choice (Middle or pointer finger works best) And start's to put his finger in her vagina kinda like sex but your useing your finger just keep moving it back and forth..... Now this is what's called "eating out" This is where the guy goes down the woman's vagina (Like his head) And start's to lick her vagina just constant (I have a great tip on how to please her it's probably the best way to eat out a woman Email me at ChickMagnet_CAN@hotmail for the tip) Now for the woman you will get on your knees while he stands or maybe he lays down and you do the same just as long as your mouth in reach of the penis now the "Blowjob" You will lock you mouth around the mans penis and move in and out or up and down (Depends what position your in) and you repeat this until the guy lets out the semen (Cums) in to your mouth and he is pleased and after this tho you can either swallow or spit (But most men like it when you swallow) Ok Now this is the "Handjob" this is where you wrap you hand around his penis and move up and down at a rapid pace (Kind of like if the guy was masturbateing but now he is lucky enough for someboyd to do it for him) and just keep going till he lets out the semen (cums) Now this is more messy it will just shoot out and it's unpredictable where it will go. I hope you all have fun (Don't do anything stupid remember)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Speedy shipping and as always love the mug especially since I created the word!
My brother is a marathon runner, but he’s British. Instead of drinking water from a bottle like a sane person, he uses this to drink his black tea during runs. Now I can die in peace knowing he’s drinking from a mug with the definition of the word “objectumsexual” for some reason.
Bought this without checking the back for my 12 year old cousin's birthday who adores trains! He's a lil autistic. I thought to 'run a train' meant to work on it and keep it running, much like my cousin is always talking about how he wants to drive a train. I was distraught to hear him turn over the mug on his bday in front of his two very strict puritan parents. My auntie and uncle are threatening to put me on a list now and threatening to sue me for defamation or some shit idk i didnt go to law school cus im not a nerd lols. (unlike them who both went to university) i got a kick ass job as a bouncer for an under 18s club - youd be surprised how big 12 year olds get- but they are just stupid. im worried i might get fired if this leaks.) Thanks a bunch! (sarcasn) - im feeling p down atm, if anyone could cheer me up, my number is 0800 1111, if anyone wants to do whats on the mug LOL (serious). btw, i kept the mug for myself since i found it decently adequate and quite tasteful. /srs
Thanks guys, I knew I was hot but not *that* hot
Great way to wake up and clear your head every morning with the reminder of the day you woke up dumb enough to spend $32.95 for a basic coffee mug
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
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