3rd base
Ah yes 3rd base very pleasureable...... As you have gotten thru 1st and 2nd than thing's really start to get passionite (But I am warning everybody do NOT do this unless you are going to stay with this person this is something people should wait to do and you should love this person like really love them please just don't do anything stupid) Anyway's..... For the guy's..... Now guy's this take's practice you won't get it right the first time but this is all very exciteing, Now 3rd base is what they also call oral now this is called fingering and this is where the guy will bring his hand down to the womans vagina and start to put his finger of choice (Middle or pointer finger works best) And start's to put his finger in her vagina kinda like sex but your useing your finger just keep moving it back and forth..... Now this is what's called "eating out" This is where the guy goes down the woman's vagina (Like his head) And start's to lick her vagina just constant (I have a great tip on how to please her it's probably the best way to eat out a woman Email me at ChickMagnet_CAN@hotmail for the tip) Now for the woman you will get on your knees while he stands or maybe he lays down and you do the same just as long as your mouth in reach of the penis now the "Blowjob" You will lock you mouth around the mans penis and move in and out or up and down (Depends what position your in) and you repeat this until the guy lets out the semen (Cums) in to your mouth and he is pleased and after this tho you can either swallow or spit (But most men like it when you swallow) Ok Now this is the "Handjob" this is where you wrap you hand around his penis and move up and down at a rapid pace (Kind of like if the guy was masturbateing but now he is lucky enough for someboyd to do it for him) and just keep going till he lets out the semen (cums) Now this is more messy it will just shoot out and it's unpredictable where it will go. I hope you all have fun (Don't do anything stupid remember)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Well printed, the mug's ceramic is of good quality, I'm not sure what else I can add. I am surprised it could be printed and shipped so quickly based on my earlier experience printing/kiln-firing/baking this kind of product. Well done.
Sent to a friend. He loved it!
I can't stop putting weird things on the cup I love this website 😆

Purchased this for my fiancé. One night watching TV, she blurted out the word "kaputnik." We laughed so hard. Never dreamed it was an actual word. Now, we know better. LOL
Sent a mug with DABNABIT printed on it to my Grandaughter for her birthday! She absolutely was thrilled with it! This is a saying I’ve used over the years a lot & we’ve always laughed about it! Ordered myself one too!!
Best mug I've ever seen honestly
looks great, came quickly, exactly as I wanted. minor observation - the coffee mug was a bit smaller than I expected. The mug is normal size, but most of my mugs tend to be a bit larger. No matter. I still enjoy it!! Perfect would have been larger - but that I my preference.
Bought this mug as a joke, the concept of there being a "magical one" was very funny to me. Great quality, I even feel magical myself.
Perfect!!
My nut hurts my nut hurts help
i bought this mug for my classmate and he likes it since its his crush name
Great mugs, great format, always fun to buy for friends!
Weird text for a dad mug Why can i put Infantile Pillock on a mug for my dad? Pretty funny
my partner thought it was very silly
Funny cup that my girl absolutely loved!
Arrived safely and in one piece. New term is already being used in the office loosely.
Got it for my friend when he was mad. Very funny
Always wanted a communist coffee cup. Great price too.
I’m excited to have gotten it. I’m going to give it to a man at my church that volunteers this time and won’t stop working! So the inscription is perfect for him.
Why?! I can't stop doing lewd things to this mug, it keeps on telling me to stop but I respond with hitting it. PLEASE HELP ME! 😭😭
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