3 big balls
Yes, sir Big dick, big dick Big ol' dick-dick Three big balls, look like we playing tennis He got a big dick, I think his name Dennis I jerk his dick until that nigga finish His dick big and green, it taste just like spinach Dudes, dudes, I love when they send me all the nudes Had to make him nut 'cause his balls were blue He didn't have a clue He sliding in-and-out my ass like he's cleaning out gutters Dick bigger than a stick of butter Saw that big dick swinging up in the motherfucking hallway He like me and my friends 'cause we're all gay We like dick I like his ass 'cause it's thick He gon' fuck my butt 'til I shit And dick is dry, so, I spit on the tip Four big guys, and they bust on my eyes They eat my ass just like apple pie If they keep fucking me like this, I might just die They pipe my booty 'til I cry He lick my dick and the cum start dripping I took a bite out of his ass, it tastes like lemon pepper chicken He throw me up in the air, my booty flipping He dug in his balls in my booty like he Scotty Pippen Met the nigga last night Then I rode his dick like a bike He's so thick, he looks like a dyke But that's okay, 'cause I think his name Mike Jordan, he fuck me while recording He sent me butt pic's this morning Hands down, the greatest nudes I've received I love when I receive his BBC
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
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i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
I took time designing it but wasn't sure, online tools being what they are, that what I was seeing was for sure what I'd get. Very much appreciated the customer service communication which verified that what I'd designed was what I wanted, and the shipping was quick too.
Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.
this is the best for coffee and hot coco especially if you make the hot coco in it then pour it on your significant other and do body shots 😋🥱
I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
these mugs are amazing. I can't
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
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