2030
2030 to 2040 is the years when scientists say the coffee plant will go extinct due to global warming (Climate Change) and droughts. Coffee is sensitive to droughts and weather that's too hot. Strategies to deal with this include: 1) Legalizing Khat. (Nature's Ritalin. Contains Cathinone and Cathine. Can be turned into a drinkable solution by blending 100g Khat leaves and 400ml Hydrogen oxide or H2O or Water, then adding 0.6ml Muriatic Acid HCl Acid and drink the solution. You can add lemons and limes instead and drink the solution. 36mg to 108mg+ Cathinone and 100mg Cathine.) 2) Synthesizing Methcathinone HCl and purifying it to the extreme to not end up with Manganese (which will cause a dangerous condition known as Manganism.). 3) Using Modafinil pills, Armodafinil pills, Adipex-75 pills, DMAA HCl (Dimethylamylamine, Geranamine), Cyclopentamine HCl, Norcyclopentamine HCl (Cyclopentylaminopropane), Propylhexedrine HCl, and Norpropylhexedrine HCl (Cyclohexylaminopropane), and Thiopropamine, Methiopropamine, Ethiopropamine, Dextroamphetamine, Qeelbree, Strattera, Prolintane, Ethylphenidate, 2-FMA, 3-FMA, 4F-MPH, Mephedrene (5-MMPA), Benzofury (6-APB), 2-methyl-2-butanol, Propranolol 40mg, Vallium, Depakote, Dextroamphetamine, Dextromethamphetamine, D,L-Deprenyl (D-Deprenyl + L-Deprenyl), Hydrafinil (9-9-Fluorenol), Flodafinil (Difluoromodafinil), Modafinil, Armodafinil, Modafiendz, Adipex-75, Arecoline Hydrobromide Huny Mints 10mg.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire

Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
Great gift!
A little spendy, but worth it.
My wife kept talking about "ways out" being a Denver version of "psych" and she was right, so I got her this once I found it on UD. She loved it!
It's a great mug, will reccomend to family members my grandma gave me this mug for christmas and it was by far the best gift i got.
It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.
I liked the photo on your website and so I ordered the mug. You sent it right away, and it looks great!
Arrived carefully packaged

me and the boys when i get vodka mug
I ordered 3 of your mugs, with different names on them. There was a typo in the information about the name on the back of each of the mugs. This wasn’t a dealbreaker because the people who received them liked them. However, it would be nice if somebody who has basic proficiency in spelling English words could proofread the script for all of your names before they’re prepared.
Arrived on time. Great packaging. Communication with vendor was top-notch. High quality item.
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