1st base
1st base is of course what everybody start's out with ..... It's just pretty much "Making out" Now making out is very passionite and everybody reading this I know enjoy's it (Unless you havn't gotton to 1st base yet but there is nothing wrong with that it's harder for some people to work up the courage to even ask somebody out) Now making out you want to start out slow nothing extremely serious so wait about 2 minute's to start getting really into it so when you really start getting into put some pressure on it push against each other's lips harder not to hard but hard enough to know that there is somebody there and now that you start doing that you might start to want more so maybe open your mouth a little bit (don't tounge yet) Open your mouth and actually feel them breathe dot that for a while and now that you have done that now it's time to start frenching (useing tounge) Move you tounge into there mouth not too far yet maybe too when you start feeling there teeth (But if you do this and they don't return the favor stop and wait till she/he is ready for that) But if they are then when you move your tounge out and move it back in go farther and the more you go just go farther not to choke them with your tounge but just let them know that you want it and you know as this progress's it will get more passionite and then you will have to wait and see what happen's ;) Oh and before I forget when you start to tounge you may have some saliva from both of you but just live thru it, it doesn't matter it's actually some what enjoyable
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
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