1994
World News & Media The Dreaded NAFTA(North American Free Trade Agreement) goes into affect U.S. President Bill Clinton and Russian President Boris Yeltsin sign the Kremlin Accords, which stop the preprogrammed aiming of nuclear missiles toward each country's targets, and also provide for the dismantling of the nuclear arsenal in Ukraine. The first trial of accused murderer Lyle Menendez ends in a mistrial. He and his brother Erik who were accused of murdering their parents are later found guilty and sentenced to life in prison without parole. In Portland, Oregon, Tonya Harding's ex-husband Jeff Gillooly pleads guilty for his role in attacking figure skater Nancy Kerrigan. He accepts a plea bargain, admitting to racketeering charges in exchange for testimony against Harding. Four terrorists are convicted for their roles in the World Trade Center bombing, which killed 6 and injured more than 1,000. Civil War/Genocide breaks out in the small African nation of Rwanda. Former NFL great O.J. Simpson is accused of Murdering his wife, leads the LAPD down a L.A. Freeway on a slow-speed chase while driving a bronco a VERY long trial concludes. Vietnam-peace movement concert Woodstock is revived. Nirvana Frontman Kurt Cobain is found dead in his Seattle area home of a apparent gunshot wound suicide. Michael Jackson makes an out of court settlement with the parents of the boy he was accused of molesting the previous year. TELEVISON Friends & ER, Debut's MUSIC "The Sign" Ace of Base "I Swear" All-4-one "Secret" Madonna "When i come around" Green Day "All i wanna do" Sheryl Crow "Linger" The Cranberries "Because of the night" 10,000 maniacs "Wild Night" John Mellencamp SPORTS NFL:The Dallas Cowboy's are the 1993 Superbowl Champions MLB:Season called off due to players strike NBA:The Houston Rockets notch their first NBA Title in the "For the moment" Post Jordan era NASCAR:Dale Earnhardt wins his 7th Winston Cup Title Indy Car Series:Al Unser Jr. wins the Indy 500
The Urban Dictionary Mug
fuck ur mugs i want one for free
This mug, much like a cursed relic unearthed from the depths of despair, embodies a cacophony of design flaws and manufacturing mishaps that make one wonder if it was birthed from the darkest corners of incompetence itself. From its deceptively promising exterior, which boasts a color scheme akin to a bruised banana left out in the sun for too long, to its handle that feels more like a medieval torture device designed to punish the unsuspecting hand that dares to grasp it, every aspect of this mug screams "regret." Its material, a sinister amalgamation of recycled nightmares and shattered dreams, leeches a flavor reminiscent of stale coffee mixed with the tears of disappointed souls into whatever liquid unfortunate enough to be poured within its cursed confines. The rim, jagged and uneven like the edge of a poorly forged blade, guarantees that each sip is a perilous journey fraught with the risk of lip lacerations and existential dread. And let us not forget the bottom of this vessel, where the manufacturer's logo is stamped with all the subtlety of a scarlet letter, branding the user as a victim of their own poor purchasing decisions for all eternity. Indeed, this mug serves as a stark reminder that sometimes, in the vast expanse of consumer goods, there exists a dark abyss where quality and utility fear to tread, leaving only disappointment and regret in their wake.
I think it’s funny and the quality is really good. Shipping was pretty fast too.
Arrived exactly on time( as projected) ;( beautiful blue color 💙 as specified) loving it ! ❤️
Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.
Pissah!
nice.
Sent this to my crush now she has a restraining order on me!!!
Without this mug, my life was but a series of painful unfortunate events. Since it has come into my life, love has followed, joy has followed and dishonour has been disavowed. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Please keep up the good work and I hope everyone will find joy as I have one day.
I love the Duh Big Red Truck so much that I have a tattoo. So does my best friend. We’re in our 60s. Woot woot!
my mom (Mia) loves the mug you made it is amazing you made her day #girlboss
I love da gooning mug. now i know how to goon and i can goon with my cool new gooner friends !
We really like our cup!!!
Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!
Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.
I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome
It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.
Best purchase of my life, it's all downhill from here!
The Urban Dictionary offers one-of-a-kind products in its Coffee Mugs if you want to purchase something interesting. A bit off-center and not the norm. This is the place to be. Customer service is responsive to your query when asking a question. All Good.
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