Urban Dictionary Hoodies

Phobophobia: Being afraid of being afraid. This is something you can really get worked up with.

Freudian Spell Check: When spell check changes your word to the wrong word, but the wrong word is actually more appropriate.

Analog shit: Having to go to the toilet without a phone, tablet or any other digital device.

where her legs begin: A poetic way of saying pussy.

Scaramucci: A measurement of time, approximately 11 days.

wypipo: Twitter slang or dialect that with read aloud sounds like "white people" which is its actual meaning

OOTD: "Outfit Of the Day" Usually used on fashion blogs, or other places where people show others that they are wearing or have worn.

The Bannon: The act of self-fellatio

Slave to the gram: When one is willing to go to extreme heights in order to obtain an instagram photo, possibly risking injury.

chain scrolling: When you have the tablet scrolling Twitter and the phone scrolling Instagram.

twittatorship: A dictatorship that is attempted through late night Twitter decrees, that have no legal leverage .

Pissgate: The scandal in which there may or may not be a tape of the President getting pissed on by Russian prostitutes

pull a Trump: To blatantly keep asserting a lie, despite the overwhelming and obvious facts to the contrary.

Burner: A throwaway prepaid cellphone, typically used by dealers. Used until the minutes are up, then thrown away so they cannot be tapped.

zuckerversary: When you celebrate a year of friendship on Facebook.

sauna bomb: Running into a sauna naked and pooping on the heat source

mooch: Someone who wants something for free .. someone who takes and takes but doesn't give back.

Cannabusiness: The fine art of selling weed.

talking brown: talking shit, bullshitting, lying

Sleep Mode: To temporarily shut off the thinking part of your brain and focus only at the task at hand, such as eating, playing video games, watching television, or exercising.

magic stairs: Another term for escalator.

shelf friend: When you become an option. You are not first pick of friends. When your friend starts dating someone and you are put up on a shelf until they have no other people to hang with.

Verbal Handcuffs: When someone won't stop talking (usually about a subject you have no interest in). The talker has verbally forced you to stand there there and listen, even though you have given many clues that you have checked out. Examples: vacant stares, looking at your watch, checking your phone, answering in short one word phrases.

Gladimir Putin: 1. When Vladimir Putin smiles in a meme-worthy manner. (Name) 2. Feeling glad or smug. (Slang) Antonym: Sadimir Putin

orange russian: An Orange Russian is a cocktail made with vodka, coffee liqueur, and urine.

Unload the groceries: Deceptive way of saying you are taking a shit.

net neutrality: An idea whereby all access to the collective Internets is equal. Where no limits on different throughputs or access to services are placed.

Side Daddy: When someone has a sugar daddy and they have a side sugar daddy to get more money.