Urban Dictionary Hoodies

Blåhaj: Blåhaj (read as Blew-high) is the superior shark plushie produced by swedish furniture company IKEA. The Blåhaj is made of soft materials- no, hopes, dreams and happiness as it brings joy to everyone who sees it. It has recently become popular in the Trans and Femboy community, but it is a Shark plushie that can make everyone happy. And I do mean everyone. The Blåhaj truly is a masterpiece of craftsmanship.

Hagging: Hagging - when you go to meet up with friends and it is agreed upon that no one is to put in any effort to make themselves look nice. Greasy hair, no makeup and trackies are all encouraged.

niblings: A collective term for one's nieces and nephews

do you slap the dimpled balls?: Do you play golf?

corporate month: An annual month-long fundraising campaign taking place in June wherein the wealthiest corporations protect themselves with rainbow camouflage.

Eingleði: A popular Icelandic concept denoting "the joy of being single" - a portmanteau of the Icelandic words 'Einn' (one, single, or alone) and 'Gleði' (joy).

idk girl: A girl who doesn't know anything replies to everything with idk.

nesh: Being either afraid of the cold or feeling the cold a lot. Used across the Midlands of England and the north

agida: Italian-American slang for heartburn but it can also mean mental aggravation. The word is Italian-American slang derived from the Italian "agitare" meaning "to agitate. Found an article about one of the stars of The Sopranos who's working on a new movie about feuding pizza parlor owners. The title: "Agida." ...

Tip Pic: A picture of the head of someones penis typically sent as an alternative to the more popular ballsack pic. A "tip pic" begs the question, why?

Boymoder: Boymoders are transwomen who attempt to present as male while transitioning with feminizing hormones. Due to social anxiety, they're often afraid of showing any outward signs of femininity while being completely unaware that everyone can notice the changes. You can generally find them wearing oversized hoodies and women's skinny jeans regardless of the weather.

Menhera: Menhera (メンヘラ) is a Japanese slang term refering to people that are suffering from mental illness or are in need of mental health care. It is derived from the words "mental", "health", and the suffix "er", meaning "mental healther". Originally, it was born in 2channel's mental health board as a nickname for its users. Due to the negative stigma associated with mental health and illness, it is sometimes abused in a discriminating manner. However, in the recent years, it has evolved into a mental health awareness subculture that tries to change the view on mental health in Japan.

The Mierdas Touch: The ability to turn everything one touches to shit. The phrase is a mash up of the King Midas myth of being cursed that everything he touched turned to gold and mierdas, which is the spanish word for shit. There is some controversy as to whether the object touched was already a piece of shit with an exceedingly thin veneer of gold plating, where the Mierdas Touch serves only to reveal the subject's true nature versus the Mierdas Touch actually turning any object into shit, even if it was previously unblemished.

blood boy: A young man who is a healthy specimen (no drinking, smoking, drugs, possibly vegan) and is hired by an tech billionaire to be a source of youthful, healthy blood for him, via regular transfusions.

stereovision chaos: The upstairs neighbors' cats are careening across your bedroom ceiling, ogres are thrashing through their kitchen, their toilet is gradually sinking through the floor above your computer, your roommate is cooking with excessive fish sauce to the Beastie Boys, a wailing train barrels through the park across the street.

meet ugly: the opposite of a meet-cute (when a couple meets for the first time and when the scenario was cute). meet ugly is when a couple meets for the first time, but the scenario was ugly or not ideal.

Cornography: A nickname for corn based "pornography," usually for those with a corn fetish. Usually contains heavy amounts of corn, however it isn't anything like standard porn, as it only includes high quality images / videos that have to do entirely with corn. Also can include corn being slowly cooked, or with corn being topped with melting butter. Usually doesn't include humans at all.

Goozoo: Persian word for a farty person, someone who farts alot, gassy

Gloomjoy: A person who gains innocent (not malicious, that’s a sadist) enjoyment from watching another persons misfortune and suffering. Such people are often found watching sad moments from various cartoons and anime while secretly delighting in the misery of it all.

escandalo: Idiomatic onomatopean broken spanish exclamation aiming at provoking a reaction, guilt, or irony in the interlocutor

Dark Academia: An aesthetic that is inspired by old and classic literature/philosophy, as well as themes of existentialism and death (essentially a knowledgeable, vintage emo). It revolves around a dark color scheme as the name implies, with hints of earthy tones as well, such as navy green, burgundy, cream, and brown/beige. This whole aesthetic is about looking like a wise-cracking, pretentious scholar, so you'd usually see one wearing plaid or suede dress pants, knitted turtlenecks, black belts, blazers, baggy overcoats, dress shoes/black heels, and pocket watches/gold vintage watches. You will occasionally find one lounging around in a used bookstore, reading old classics and writing poetry, or in a vintage coffee shop, ordering a black coffee or a green tea with no sugar.

clambaking: Apparently, people from Connecticut call hot boxing clambaking. In the words of a certain CT resident “its smoking pot in your car, rolling the windows up...like a clambake.” It combines the wonders of first hand and second hand smoke to maximize THC intake.

thot leader: Someone who is a self-proclaimed influencer or thought leader, who uses slick marketing to sell their online course or coaching program, but in reality has very little experience.

hurkle-durkle: Hurkle-durkle: a 200 year-old Scottish term meaning to lounge in bed long after it's time to get up. Happiness is hurkle-durkling.

Country Kleenex: To gracefully hold one nostril closed with your index finger, while blowing snot out of the other; generally on the ground. Can be used when tissues are or are not available.

Peshed meself loofin: This is how someone with both a Swedish and Irish accent would pronounce 'pissed myself laughing'.

lost in the sauce: When you've got something going for you so good (money, women, fame, power, respect) that you become out of touch with reality and start: acting reckless, taking unnecessary risks, and get caught slipping. Ex 1: Dude making so much money trapping that he starts to slip up and not take proper precautions. Ex 2: Movie examples: Scarface, Paid in Full, Juice (fell in love w/ the gun), Wolf of Wall Street, Casino, Goodfellas Ex 3: Dennis Schroder turning down 80m from the lakers because he wanted 100-120m. The term was coined by Gucci mane: "If a man does not have sauce, then he is lost. But the same man can got lost in the sauce." Let's break down what he means. "If a man does not have sauce, then he is lost." - with no sauce (money, women, fame, power, respect) then what is that man living for? He's lost. "But the same man can got lost in the sauce" - too much of a good thing can be detrimental.

blandmark: The not so exciting place or thing that serves as the marker for a neighborhood.