Urban Dictionary Hoodies

Dick Riding: What everyone was doing during the '08 election.

boob parrot: When your lass lays her breast on your shoulder "boob parrot!"

yfm: you feel me

grown men: A set of rims with a diameter of 18" or greater.

toss my cookies: to vomit

four-forty air conditioning: A method of cooling a car not equipped with air conditioning. Roll down four windows and drive forty miles an hour!

cockpause: Like a cockblock, but for a small period of time.

thrift threat: A thrift threat is a noticeably trendy/indie individual in a thrift store, whom you know will take all the good clothes before you.

Little fresh meat: Young, cute, handsome and innocent looking (keyword: "looking") male celebrities, or " male idols". Can refer to ordinary guys who fit the criteria.

Babe drain: The phenomenon where a country's hottest women migrate to the same city, usually because it's its cultural Mecca, or is just chiller and hipper than the rest of the country. Analogous to 'brain drain'. Also referred to as 'babe suck'. Technically (but way less radly) called 'babely capital flight'.

Frunk: A "Frunk" is a trunk in the front of the vehicle. "Front" + "Trunk" = "Frunk" While cars and trucks with internal combustion engines have the engine in the front of the vehicle and a trunk in the back, electric vehicles do not have an engine in the front, so EVs like the Ford Mustang Mach-E or F-150 Lightning, turned this empty space into additional storage.

action stars: Normally used for forums and message boards, and instant messaging. It's the act of placing "*"'s around a verb or phrase to signify thaty it's on action.

hey handsome: My dad says “hey handsome” a lot. He’s been doing this since i was born, mostly to greet his good male friends. It’s kind of like his hello and his superpower. “Hey handsome” is very powerful when said to people he meets for the first time and who he appreciates, like waiters or home depot employees. For men who are confident and secure with themselves and their sexuality, they’ll appreciate a new salutation. However, if they’re not in on it, the greeting will drop kick every man who hears it…they’ll ask: who the hell is this guy talking about? Is he talking about me? Am I the handsome one? Does he want to fuck? Well, my dad doesn’t want to fuck. My dad is saying: yeah you’re handsome, and more importantly: it’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance.

Wreck The Hoose Juice: d, a Scottish phrase used to describe Buckfast Tonic Wine. n, a slang term for Buckfast assertained due to the violence that often accompanies drinking the famous tonic wine

Guilty Birds: When you're up so late (normally due to impending deadline) that the dawn chorus starts, reminding you of how tired you're going to be the next day and making you feel guilty for leaving the work until the last minute

schmaltz: from Yiddish, shmalts, meaning rendered (melted) animal fat; usually chicken fat. Schmaltz is used to make matzo balls. figuratively: a work of art that is excessively sentimental, sappy or cheesy.

Hurriquake: Theoretically the worst possible natural disaster that could ever occur, a hurricane and earthquake happening simultaneously. To date, August 20th, 2023, was the first one to occur in US history. It wasn't that bad and no, we did not have an apocalypse yet. We might though. Who really knows at this point.

Candyceutical: The term "candyceutical" refers to chewable supplements that are often marketed in a way that resembles candy. These products are not necessarily harmless, as health experts warn that their appearance and marketing can attract consumers while potentially overlooking their actual impact on health. The word combines "candy" and "pharmaceutical," reflecting the blend of a visually appealing form with potential health-related benefits.

pale and interesting: A cheeky reference to heroines of Victorian operas and novels, who frequently became ill -- but not so ill they can't remain both romantically tragic and, above all, beautiful. Usually they have tuberculosis (TB), which allows for dramatic coughing up of blood, tender goodbyes with devastated lovers, and a ROBUST aria right before she perishes. Somehow the fact that she's dying of an airborne disease never deters anyone from seeking out her intimate company. She's got this charming pink glow to her fevered cheeks that no gentleman can resist... Authors of these stories love to wax rhapsodic about the heroine's "milky" or "alabaster" skin, and the sicker she gets the more exquisitely white she becomes! While modern readers may wonder why anyone would want to make love to a woman the same color as chalk, bleach, or the cliffs of Dover, the Victorians were very turned on by these connotations of racial purity. Nowadays such descriptions are considered purple prose, and if not outright racist then certainly in very poor taste. The phrase "pale and interesting" is an oxymoron that mocks both the silliness and melodrama of this trope. You may feel sick as a dog, but hey, some uptight people with weird hang-ups around sex find that attractive! Lucky you! See TVTropes.com's "Victorian Novel Disease" for a detailed description of the source material.

Stockholm Syndrome: When a person has been in IKEA so long the items there actually start to look good.

Beekeeping Age: When an older person (usually a man) around 40-50 is attractive. It comes from an episode of Rick and Morty where Summers friend talks about how she wants to fuck Jerry and says he’s “Beekeeping age”.

skiplagging: The practice of booking a flight itinerary with a layover, but the layover site is actually the intended destination, rather than the final destination booked in the flight itinerary. Commonly used as a workaround to pay less for airfare. While technically not illegal, airlines can sniff it out and punish those who do it, with punishments ranging from revoking frequent flyer miles to outright bans from the airline.

肏你祖宗十八代: Means fuck your family back to the 18th generation

Penske File: As incorporated in the Seinfeld episode "The Barber", the Penske File is the project George is given to work on in a job he may or may not have. Unsure as to whether he has the job, he is equally unsure as to what work he has to do on this file. Thus, to refer to something as the "Penske File" denotes being given a task, not knowing what to do with it, but going along with it as if you do. This can consequently result in a lot of 'doing nothing', while looking like you are working hard.

pink dollar: Term coined in the 1990's to describe the affluence of many gay couples. Describes the purchasing power of the gay community. Often associated with political donations, but also extends to entertainment, consumables and property, with some companies tailoring products or services directly to this demographic.

spicy pillow: A term used to describe a failure state of lithium-ion batteries, such as those found in smartphones and laptops. A battery can become a spicy pillow due to multiple factors, including (but not limited to) the battery's age, physical damage to the battery, and/or an error in manufacturing or installing the battery. In this state of failure, the battery has entered "thermal runaway": unwanted chemical reactions inside the battery cause heat and poisonous gases to build up inside it. The "pillow": the build-up of gases inside the battery causes it to swell, resembling a pillow. This often happens slowly over time. The swelling is an obvious sign that the battery has failed, or is about to fail. The pressure build-up may in turn make the battery's device bulge and then come apart, e.g. a phone's screen cracking and/or separating from the phone body. The "spicy": the swollen battery is now a fire and/or explosion hazard. Improperly-contained spicy pillows have destroyed vast swathes of electronic equipment, set houses ablaze, and sent people to the emergency room with third-degree burns, often due to the phones in their pockets.

moth: irish slang for a girl often used instead of 'bird'

humanure: n. Faeces produced by H. sapiens. Prized as a topnotch compost ingredient by neo-hippies as well as being a major component of government environmental studies. .............................................