Urban Dictionary Hoodies

Earth: God's reality TV show.

tiger: 1. Tiger is a word said condescendingly by someone at least 1 year older than someone else, often but not exclusively by a retiree to a teenager. It makes fun of the younger person's energetic, unlearned, immature, vicious, aggresive, dynamic persona. 2. A good friend. 3. An Acquaintance.

sucka free: 1) Finally kicking a POS boyfriend to the curb after a long and crappy relationship. Usually to the relief of all friends and family. 2) Single Status Female

ehaircut: see ihaircut. When a person changes their online identity in some way.

drama trap: A scheme engineered by one who is a lover of drama to suck a victim into a situation or succession of events in real life having the dramatic progression or emotional effect characteristic of a play.

television: The early 21st century drug of choice. A shared illusion, making its addicts think they have friends, a life, access to good information, and the critical thinking skills to form valid opinions. Fatal in large doses.

DYJGTIY: Did you just get the internet yesterday

Party Promise: Party promises are those "plans" you make at the end of social gatherings where one, if not both, promisers never actually intend on following through.

outside: It's uncomfortable and there's this big hot thing in the sky and there are other people that you sometimes have to talk to.

body spam: Unsolicited physical contact.

couchlock: n. being too stoned to get off of the couch see: couchlocky

hurt locker: noun. A figurative place where someone is said to be or will be, if they are getting or expect to be getting hurt or beaten.

Get The Plates: Get The Plates is phrase used when implying that someone or something has just been "served". Commonly used in high schools with many variations such as, "Start handing the plates out" and "Get the plates cuz' you just got served"

grabasstic: Having the qualities of a playground game of grab-ass, ie, totally chaotic and disorganized.

folex: fake expensive watch as in, faux (french for fake)Rolex, faux-lex, folex

front burner: 1. an attractive female, so hot that she is the large, front burner on the stove.

ego-fart: Flatulence forced from one's body in a pompous, self-satisfying manner, without regard to the consideration of others.

cornball: adj. Of a cheesy, corny, and otherwise over-the-top feelgood nature.

deep six: The six refers to a grave, as in six feet under. The deep refers to the ocean. Together we have a death at sea, where youre grave is much futher down than 6 ft. Today we just use it to say "throw away" or something like that.

chop: The act of picking someone up.

natch: Abbreviation for naturally.

ADF: All Day Funk - What you smell like at the end of the day since your last shower.

slide: A person that you mess with outside of a relationship that you are not serious about. In most cases; someone who dont know they are a Fuck Buddy.

do the math: to give someone your telephone number, or to ask someone for their telephone number

quirkyalone: Quirkyalone: n. a person who enjoys being single (or spending time alone) and so prefers to wait for the right person to come along rather than dating indiscriminately; relishing equal doses of solitude and friendship; attracted to freedom and possibility. Also adj.: The condition of being equally at home with singledom and being in a healthy relationship, undivided, whole. Of, relating to, or embodying quirkyalones.

Green the light: A term used by a frustrated person who believes he/she can ask the help of a higher power to make a traffic light turn green for him/her. Originates from firemen who actually have the power to make the light turn green.

Like: (Orig. to enjoy or a word to compare two things.) 1. A term used by many junior high and high school students for having a crush. 2.(v.) same as "said" or "spoke" 3.In some teenage girls, a word spoken in between each word in a sentence.

Jones: Can be used as a verb (Jonesing) or a noun (a jones). Describes a state in which one experiences strong desire or attraction, often of a sexual nature. Equiv. "to fancy" "crushing on" "to want"