Urban Dictionary Hoodies

shuffle shame: "Shuffle shame" is when your mp3 music player is playing on speakers in shuffle mode, and somebody enters the room at the exact moment the worst song of your collection is being played.

Traffic Tourette's: The uncontrollable urge to scream obscenities at other drivers who infringe on your space (whether real or imagined).

Wiper: In the sport of paintball, someone who "wipes" the paint off of them if they are hit, in order to stay in the game.

leanover: A small-sized hangover, usually comes with merely a mild headache, a vague fatigue, and little or no sense of regret and/or shame.

SFA: sweet fuck all. Amounting to nothing or very little

i'm just sayin': A phrase that is used when someone is offended by something you said. This phrase then removes all the offensiveness of the previous statement, making it all good.

brush the horse: When you are walking past someone in close proximity and your body parts touch theirs. Thus, making you feel uncomfortable.

bats in the cave: visible clumps of nose goblins, often found clinging to nasal hair.

piss in the wind: Doing something that is a complete waste of effort and time for which you can expect no results and may even backfire on you.

meter high club: In the spirit of the mile high club, but for those who couldn't afford the plane tickets so are just taking the train.

cellcert: A cellcert is a concert transmitted via cell phone. A cellcert happens when a person dials a friend and hold up his or her cell so said friend can enjoy the show.

ask me out boots: Much tamer than "Fuck me boots" because the heel is shorter and less spikey. It is merely an invitation to ask me out and see how it goes. While less sexy than FMB they are much sexier than "Ignore me boots".

critical ass: adj. The stage in fat accumulation when fabric can no longer contain the enormity of one's buttocks.

Textpectation: The anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message.

mouse potato: Someone who spends all their time on the computer surfing the net or playing games. Similar to couch potato.

flirtationship: When you regularly flirt with an acquaintance or friend but do no more.

cheese and rice: This is a less offensive way of saying "Jesus Christ" It originated with the movie 'The Faculty'. In the real version, one of the characters exclaimed "Jesus Christ!" but in the edited TV version, they had it changed to "Cheese and rice!"

Empty a Leg: v. Expression used by rough older British blokes to describe taking a really big piss when they've not been to the bathroom for a while.

That's how I roll: What someone would say to insinuate that it was their style, or that it was the way they usually do things.

date shield: A female 'friend' who shows no outward interest in you, but will go all out to prevent you from hooking with other women by slagging you behind your back.

poopular: Adjective. Popular on the outside, poopy on the inside.

Good Looking: Short form of good looking out, meaning "thank you"

kickback: a get-together consisting of close friends, partying and drinking.

masterbait: a particular lure used in the sport of fishing that has a superior quality above others with its class. ie. to use such a lure

Jailbreak: The act of breaking the tether that AT&T has on your iPhone.

iPhoney: A cell phone which copies the look and features of an iPhone.

self helpless: The condition of somebody that is unable to deal with life, usually found sitting around a neglected apartment with bad hair and bad outfit.

sep: Someone Else's Problem