Urban Dictionary Hoodies

me likey: I like it. I love it. I want some more of it. Buy it for me.

Posture check: Something you say to your buddies while gaming to make sure they aren't slouching

\m/(-_-)\m/: ROCK ON! A simple smiley resembling what happens when u put all of ur fingers down except for the pinky and pointer finger. Simply means rock on.

sanewashing: Attempting to downplay a person or idea's radicality to make it more palatable to the general public. This is often done by claiming that the radicals are taken out of context, don't truly represent the movement, or that opponents' arguments about its severity are wrong. Oftentimes, the person doing the sanewashing isn't radical themselves—they may be doing so because they genuinely don't believe the movement to be radical, or are trying to justify to themselves how they can support a radical movement. A portmanteau of "sane" + "whitewashing" (portraying something as better than it is). Coined on the /r/neoliberal subreddit in late 2020 to describe progressives who misrepresent radical stances.

Showciopath: When watching a show or series with other people, The person in a relationship or group that refuses to wait for the other members to be available for the watch party. Selfish tendencies with zero thoughts given about the connection of a group of individuals to enjoy the show together. The individual Often does complain rewatching but lacks interest due to already watching the show and spoils the mood. Increasing urge of a show addict and feels that there isn’t a problem with watching the show without the group.

Gluff Party: All-girl break up party. To commemorate a break up, an all-girl party. Everyone dresses up glamourous, simply for themselves, not for boys. Any drinking is kept to the fun, wild side of drunk, no crossing the line to sickness/blackouts. Crazy dancing, chocolate and childish games rule. Man-hating rituals and boy-bonfires (burning photos and gifts from ex.) P.s. Gay guys may attend, but generally not gay girls. Term popularised by book "The It Girl"

Ok?: The rudest way possible to say ok

fellatial: adj: a house, apartment, or dwelling worthy of a blowjob at some point in the evening.

quick lit: Expression that encompasses both chick lit and dick lit. Essentially quick lit is light, contemporary fiction that is quickly and easily read and (most often) takes place in an urban environment.

Recession Pop: Ok youre poor and you have no prospects but hey, isn’t this song good?

Christian Girl Autumn: When a group of girls is so over the summer heat and can’t wait for it to be pumpkin spice latte drinking, sweater wearing, church going, leggings season.

idgaf war: idgaf wars happen once things become awkward between you and an ex/friend and you and/or them pretend not to care for each other by avoiding each other and conversation, although you both acknowledge how each other is doing and what they are doing.

Alphet: Outfit, especially an "alt" e.g. alternative (uncommon, special, different) outfit. Term extremely popularized in 2020 on the Tiktok app.

what the fuck is a kilometer: WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (GUNSHOTS) (EAGLE CRIES)

Full Zen: The opposite of "Full Send". Rather than doing something full throttle and without regard for consequences, Full Zen is doing it with the utmost care and thoughtful consideration and intense relaxed focus.

Greasing the Union: A phrase, coined in the series The Sopranos, referring to performing homosexual acts with tradesmen and other various construction workers.

ass out hug: When you're on a date out with someone and you don't want to get too close so you hug with your ass out. (or far apart/away from the other person.)

croakies: Name for the sunglasses strap first used by contractors, fishermen, golfers, etc, then made popular on college campuses in the south by fraternity guys. Considered by some to be the hallmark of the frat boy, much as the Vera Bradley purse is to the sorority girl.

heinz 57: Used to describe a person who is a mixed blood of many nationalities, also for a dog that is a mix of many breeds.

Breakback Mountain: Tennis - when someone is multiple sets/breaks down, leaving a mountain to climb in order to win.

slop: (Noun) Low quality - often implying mass-production. Typically used when referring to media. Common sources of slop include content generated via artificial intellegence, content farmers, corporations, news sites, notable figures, and other bountiful sources of cringe or brainrot. Adapted from the farming term "slop" - low-quality wet food leftovers fed to pigs.

Dolphins: They jump in the waves Their beauty astonishing Acting like dancers Sleek bodies, fins, tails Underwater, out again Swimming through the sea Dazzled me when I saw Catching fish their only goal Took my breath away

meowsician: A meower that meows meowing at meowing concerts professionally, as in for meowney. Usually results in a big round of a-paws. Since cats are the best meowers, statistically speaking, the meowsician's guild and meowsician's union recieve much of their funding from the Ameowican Isn't-real Purr-blic A-furrs Catmeowtee, a group that lobbied Congress to make it illegal to criticize cats in any way, or to compare outdoor cats to invasive species through the "Antimeowmeowtism Awareness Act".

Teddy Bro: A teddy bro is a larger, masculine dude that has a huge soft side. He can talk sports, lifting or MMA for days, but then gush over candles at Bath and Body Works or live for spa days. Teddy Bro's are usually very likable and have a lot of friends since they can appeal to many different cultural sub-groups. Important to note, that not all teddy bros are gay.

Vibetide: A sudden, overwhelming wave of emotion or mood that washes over someone, often influenced by the atmosphere, music, or people around them. A vibetide can be positive or negative and is usually intense but temporary.

cyberfucked: When one is a victim of overpaying for a new Tesla Cybertruck only to literally have everything stop working out of the blue three days later, and now you're cyberstuck.

Grey Collar: People who work beyond the age of retirement, such as firefighters, police officers, health care professionals, and security guards.

Release The Bogus: Before you release the beast, occasionally you need to release the bogus. It makes you a better fighter.