Urban Dictionary Hoodies

nause: Someone who consistently annoys others to the point of receiving a physical and/or verbal attack.

craft herpes: Glitter. Like the STD herpes, once you have glitter on you, you cannot get rid of it. If you have glitter on you and you touch someone, they will suddenly have glitter on them. You may think that you have washed it all off, but one day you will be in the right light and notice it on you somewhere. There are many forms of craft herpes, including: +Low-grade chunky - The kind that is usually used in grade school. Easiest of the outbreaks to wash off +Glitter glue/liquid squeeze on - Harder to wash away than low-grade chunky due to the fact that it is in some form of an adhesive. +Fine to micro-fine - Commonly called pixie or fairy dust due to it's resemblance to effect used in movies to show the "magic". The hardest form to remove and the easiest to get. It is dust like and is everywhere. Often found at parties, fairs, and anywhere that people dressed as pixies or fairies can be found-usually being blown into crowds of people by the handful.

I hate it here: You most likely hate life in general or just the earth or the universe but you hate it somewhere

Picky bits: A term used by Brits to describe a meal reserved for (approx 7 annual) hot weather days because it is too hot to cook. Consists of sweet and savoury finger food, along with beer, cider, Capri Sun and wasps.

Lawfare: The use of legal system to overwhelm an opponent, such as to stop or destroy them.

aggrorithm: Aggrorithm (n): an algorithm written to incite aggression. Aggrorithms are a dark pattern employed by businesses with bottom lines tied to confrontation and conflict (“engagement”). Profiling data is used to nudge users into conflict and increase revenue.

spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch: An easy way to remember "The Sign of the Cross" in Christianity, more specifically, Catholicism.

Genny Neutch: A general name for a gender neutral person

Premature Articulation: When someone interrupts you while you are talking but what they have to say has nothing to do with what you were talking about. Someone who talks out of turn.

Ceiling Titty: A lighting fixture on ones ceiling that resembles a women's breast.

brown acid: 1. A reference to the Woodstock Festival in 1969, when stage announcements were made by legendary radio disc jockey Wavy Gravy, telling people that some of the brown-colored blotter acid (LSD) circulating the crowd was giving people negative hallucinations, causing freakouts. 2. A bad drug experience 3. Something that was supposed to be pleasurable but turned out nightmarish.

polycrisis: 1. First coined in the 1970s, the word has been popularized by the historian Adam Tooze to describe the coming together of multiple crises. 2. A polyamorous relationship 90% of the time

Disstrumental: An instrumental track created with the intent to diss or insult an opposition or rival. The term gained popularity from Metro Boomin's instrumental "BBL Drizzy," which was crafted as a diss towards artist Drake. This was in response to Drake's diss track "Push Ups," where Drake provocatively stated, "Metro shut yo hoe ass up and play some drums." Metro Boomin's disstrumental exemplifies the use of a purely instrumental piece to convey animosity or criticism without the need for lyrics.

except for Jeff: When a straight guy is sexually attracted to and/or banged another guy. But only ONE guy Can't say no to Jeff

loretuber: A YouTube channel or vlogger devoted to parsing lore, usually from a specific IP or IPs. Greatly depended upon by certain niche gaming communities.

baby dust: wishing baby dust on a woman or couple is a way of wishing them luck on concieving.

PMDA: Stands for "pardon my dumb ass". Often used when you have to ask a question you feel you should know.

alligator pear: An avocado is called an alligator pear by some New Orleanians.

eleven pound whole slab of deli ham: 11 pound slab of ham is a processed meat cube of ham mostly used in recreationel purposes

glo day: Originated in Chicago, this word/phrase means birthday.

godfather syndrome: Occurs in movie franchises when a third installment of a movie franchise is widely considered disappointing compared to the previous two. Based on The Godfather Part III, which is commonly considered inferior to Part I and II.

nature's pocket: Known as many things but most commonly refered to as the butt.

Struggle Dress: An old cheap sundress that is used to wear around the house for cleaning/housework.

Dungeon Tan: Originally used to describe the pallor which developed amongst inveterate D&D players, it widened to include denizens of any stripe who resided in the basement of their parents. Most recently it is used to describe the complexion of any video game addict.

bang over: When you wake up with a sore neck from too much headbanging at the metal show the night before.

jump the couch: A defining moment when you know someone has gone off the deep end. Inspired by Tom Cruise's recent behavior on Oprah. Also see jump the shark

vitamin sea: To spend time in the ocean to lift one's mood and/or health. (Possibly to surf or play in the water.)

Dining Dead: A couple that eats at restaurants in total silence, very awkward, very sad.