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go bag: (noun) a carry-bag that you keep by the door in case you have to evacuate from home on very short notice, or accompany someone to the hospital on an emergency basis

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disaster capitalism: (POLICY) an extreme form of capitalism created in the immediate aftermath of a disaster. In some cases, as in Chile (1973), the disaster is a coup d'etat with the express purpose of imposing disaster capitalism. In other cases, such as the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami, it is a genuine natural disaster that literally kills. After some disasters, the authorities in some countries may well respond by imposing "reforms" that would have been impossible before. These include: (1) privatization of public property, making it unavailable to the indigenous people; (2) arbitrary elimination of laws ("deregulation"); and (3) slashing democratically chosen programs that help ordinary citizens ("austerity programs"). The concept was popularized in Naomi Klein's excellent 2007 book, *The Shock Doctrine*.

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procrastibaking: to procrastinate writing a paper (or other dreaded task) by baking

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Neutral Ground: New Orleans slang for what most cities call the "median" --the little strip of ground in the middle of the road.

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Consoomer: a person who bases his identity on consuming the latest tech and entertainment or anything else that is not a significant improvement for his/ her life. Due to this many products and franchises plateau as consoomers will buy those products without any regard for quality.

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throwie: a quick bubble writing type display of graffiti, usually an abbreviation of the writers tag.

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Fuck It We Ball: “Fuck it we ball” meaning: My life is in utter disarray, yet in spite of that, I spite of every set back I must face, I will rise to the occasion at any opportunity. For my past may have led to my present situation, but my present actions will shape my future. The next events will either we legendary or disastrous. Failure is no longer an option, the ball has hit the ground and now the only option is to bounce back or die trying.

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confalsus: comes from the latin words confabulationes (gossip) & falsus (false) basically, lying to make gossip you heard more interesting it's something i see happening a lot here, so might as well make a word for it

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Mug-Up: The term "Mug Up" was used in coastal communities by the mid-1800s to describe any snack or coffee break throughout the day or evening. “Mug ups" were an important part of life for fishermen. They would gather and have a hearty meal and warm up whenever they could take a break. Today, this nautical expression still describes a gathering of people for a drink and meal Today, Mug-up is used by Scouts Canada to describe an evening snack (after dinner, but before Campfire). It is usually soup or hot chocolate and something to munch on (grilled cheese, etc).

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Sobro: A bro that’s sober

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Weenie: (n) An architectural concept named by Disney Imagineering describing “visual magnets” that help guests navigate and draw them from one area of a theme park to another.

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hmmphington: (noun) a place inside you, in which you think 'i can't be arsed'.

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Newmes: Originating from the phrase “new year new me” It refers to the people who go to the gym and clog up the place after New Years. Only to eventually give up on their resolution by February.

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airplane ears: An expression that is mostly know for cats to do when they get angry, as their ears turn sideways forming the look of the wings on an airplane

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Wookie Plug: A bundle of hair that collects in the shower drain.

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Lasagna: Pasta cake.

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Bin Lids: Bin lids is cockney rhyming slang for kids.

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man about town: a fellow who can often be seen around the city... Particularly in the right places or with the right people. Dapper, sociable, and fashionable.

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charlie potatoes: Charlie Potatoes is an old British and American slang term for a man who is on top of the world in terms of either money or popularity. In the film "The Defiant Ones," the escaped convict John "Joker" Jackson (Tony Curtis) fantasizes about a time when he will be rich and popular, calling himself "Charlie Potatoes" when he talks about it.

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con crud: Illnesses which are spread around at science fiction and furry conventions due to the large numbers of people who gather and interact in one confined place. Lack of sleep, drama, stress, travel, and post con depression may also depress the immune system, contributing to con crud.

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Glomp: v, to glomp NOT sexual, it is the action of one person lovingly (and dramatically) attacking another with a hug. A glomp is often preadatory and lies somewhere in the grey area between a caring embrace, and a flying leap to tackle someone. The term is used extesively in anime culture, as well as online in text form (anime because many anime characters do this often, and online because it is short and descriptive).

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drop bear: A native to the australian outback, the drop bear is a mysterious, yet chillingly savage member of the marsupial family. If you are unlucky enough to pitch a tent under a tree inhabited by a drop bear, and rouse it from it's slumber, be prepared for pain country! It will drop from the tree, latching onto your face (a la the facehugger from the alien)and proceeds to rid you of any good looks you may (or may not) have once had. Only known deterrant is a generous smearing of vegemite behind the ears. It saved me once and I'd do it again in a heartbeat!

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fruit salad: 1. a mixture of household and prescription medicines (supposedly teenagers illicitly use them to become intoxicated) 2. the ribbons and and badges worn with a military uniform by solders of higher ranks

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thinkle: noun: a wrinkle that appears while a person thinks intensely

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LIZ: LIZ or "Low Information Zone" refers to the distance or set of circumstances at which UFOs are recorded when the resulting eyewitness account, image or video contains insufficient information to identify them, even as non-human craft. Historically, UFOs have stayed at just the right distance so that they can't be identified. Hence, in photos or videos they appear as fuzzy blobs or points of light. Even more curiously this distance seems to vary by if the viewer has a camera, and then by the quality of the zoom lens on that camera. With better cameras and better lighting conditions, the UFOs get further away. The ability of UFOs to stay in the LIZ has led many to conclude that UFOs are mostly, or entirely, identifiable object like planes, birds, and balloons, and that the reason that UFOs are all in the LIZ is because if they were closer, or had better lighting or focus, then they would be identified and not be UFOs. The term was coined by UFO skeptic Mick West, in September 2019.

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Acceptional: ADJ. - The praise or elevation of lowered expectations. The celebration of mediocrity or poor performance. accept / accepted + exceptional

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gumshoe: An old slang term for a detective or investigator (police-affiliated or private). Variants include "dick" or "private dick," the connotations of which were not meant to be obscene. Shoes in the late 1800s were made of gum rubber - the soft-soled precursors of the modern sneaker. The phrase "to gumshoe" meant to sneak around quietly as if wearing gumshoes. "Gumshoe man" was originally slang for "thief," but by about 1908 the term "gumshoe" was used to refer to a police detective, and the term has stuck ever since (pun intended).

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howdy partner: Hello, friend

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