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See you later masturbator: A variation of see you later alligator

Facility Fishing: Facility Fishing is the act of searching for a restroom. Facility Fishing may be done simply to find a rest room in an unknown location. However, Facility Fishing is also performed when one seeks to find a rest room that is located off the beaten path where there will be more privacy and likely little to no interuption from others coming in while defecating. This is most often performed in large buildings and locations where there are lots of people.

free coochin' : 1. the act of a female not wearing underwear 2. the female equivalent of free ballin' (see commando)

hippocampus: hippocampus: Virtually any college or university campus in Mississippi, Alabama or Tennessee, where over 30% of the student body is significantly obese.

santorum: The sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and ejaculate that leaks out of the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal intercourse. Named, by popular demand and usage, after legislator Rick Santorum because of his homophobic political statements.

New Year Boredom: The post-festive boredom that occurs after the fun and excitement of Christmas and New Year. Often due to the harsh realisation that Christmas does not come every day.

New Year Flu: It is a sickness that is brought on by kissing random strangers at midnight of New Year's Eve. It exhibits many of the same symptoms of the common cold or flu.

New Year's Peeved: The feeling of not being invited to a friend's New Year's party.

shit bic: Term for a disposable lighter kept in bathroom for the purposes burning out extremely offensive odors.

medicine head: Mental fogginess resulting from having taken cold/flu medicine. Common side effect of certain antihistamines.

ghost paranoia: A condition in which a person is convinced that there is a ghost in his or her house. A person suffering from ghost paranoia will often tell you many different stories in which they have seen a ghost in their house and/or seen a ghost doing things with physical objects in their house.

price point: n., bullshit speak for "price", in common use by real estate industry "professionals" to emphasize a limited vocablary

Guaranteed Left: When you creep your way into an intersection with the intention to turn left, yet there is no end to oncoming traffic in sight. This way, when the light eventually turns red, you are guaranteed the quick left turn in the short delay between oncoming traffic stopping and the crossing traffic going.

Christmahanukwanzakah: A holiday celebrating multicultural beliefs and traditions. A product of a politically correct work environment.

christmas eve eve: December 23rd, the day before Christmas eve. In order to avoid the Christmas eve rush, everybody does their last minute Christmas shopping on Christmas eve eve, the result being that December 23rd is the busiest shopping day of the year.

Holiday Eve: The day before a company holiday when employees are inclined to do as little work as possible.

classic as fuck: Something that is extremely timeless and will never get old.

nowhere story: A tale or recount of an event or events that doesn't ever reach a particular point or meaning.

Computer: a machine for downloading porn

data encraption: The process which occurs when a computer or other electronic device corrupts files.

Overjaculation: When you masturbate so much that when you try to do so again, all that comes out is a puff of smoke; a general fatigue of the genitals.

shexting: Sending picture(s) of your feces to your buddie(s) via picture message on your cell phone.

Banker's Dozen: The opposite of a Baker's Dozen where the customer receives 13 of a product for the price of 12; in a Banker's Dozen the customer receives 11 of the product for the price of 12

Tebowing: Getting down on one knee to speak to your invisible friend. Commonly used by athletes to thank the creator of the Universe for taking time out of his/her busy day to ensure you make a good play.

Reply All Rage: The rage one feels when people reply all to emails instead of replying directly to the relevant parties.

boner barrier: A binder or notebook hormoney, middle and highschool boys use to conceal errant erections or NRBs. If one cares to realize, use of a boner barrier is rather obvious due to the uncharacteristic way the binder or notebook is pressed against the crotch region.

Beard Goggles: When a beard-bearing individual is convinced that his facial hair looks great, regardless of how bad it may look to everyone else. Similar to beer goggles in that the more facial hair a person has, the better they think it looks.

first nap of the day: Euphemism for sleeping late.