Year 7s

little nonces who run around at 8am screaming non stop. There are 5 stages of a year sevens first year at high school. Stage 1: absolutely tiny little things who wont stop playing tag and piss themselves whenever a teacher come near them. They are stupid af and dont know where anything is. Stage 2: they are now confident, after their first month or so in high school. They’ll make tik toks and do the stupid dances and be super annoying. Teachers will hand out merits/rewards like sweets and year 7s will be running to get them with their backpacks bigger than themselves and clinging onto their 3 in 1 smiggle pencilcase. Stage 3: they become little shits. They ARE EXTREMELY COCKY and think they own the whole school when really they are literally 2’2. They stand up to the older years but still they have skirts down to their ankles. They will try to take iver the school Stage 4: They seperate into groups and chavs begin to come. Year 7 chavs are basically just messy buns and skirts which practically dont exist. Year 7 chavs still look like 5 year olds but try to be ‘hard’ and their instagram captions will be like: ‘yi get a smile off is for once//ops//tagged Max// he chose//‘ Stage 5: the normal ones realise how annoying they have been and begin to be a bit like small year 8s.