Wookie

A very hairy sub-human like species with a bad attitude. Generally Wookies think they know everything and view intelligent humans as "assholes". Often they are heard in the wild, expressing their thoughts of humans as "assholes", but generally this is done very quietly and under their breath. A Wookies typical living habitat is one that someone else finances. Homes, cars, shoes, clothing, food, entertainment, and sports equipment are typically provided to Wookies at no cost by elders. Elders often feel that they will be offered personal care in return for material things provided. A Wookie has an extreme sense of false-pride and sometimes even view themselves as god-like. This delusional thinking is often associated to their short, stocky height (Napoleon Syndrome), and small penis size. A Wookie will generally overcompensate his own abilities, and tell people how to run their business or life. As stated, most species are extremely hairy, although some are known to be bald on the upper cranium area of their head. In the wild, this sub-species of Wookie are easily identified by the mirror like glow emitting from their bulbous short necked head. The balding species are known to be one of the most dangerous, because they can infiltrate any group of humans and corrupt normal intelligent thinking and work patterns.