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Weston Jake Hoodie

Tall Tats Huge šŸ“ Handsome Athletic/Muscular 😈Best sex ever and OMG his šŸ” 🧿Beautiful Blue Eyes that steal your soul Intelligent yet cunning, he’ll outwit the best of them🧠 šŸ’”He’s broken and that’s partly my fault but you want to be the one which fixes him because when he capable of love, it’s the most intoxicating and addictive feeling one could ever feelā¤ļø 🩹 šŸ’žI’ll always love him, but I do more damage than good to himšŸ–¤ šŸ€I wish him nothing but the best in life because he deserves it. Be loyal to Jake and respect his space. Treat him well, he’s one of a kind and you won’t find anyone else like him. He’ll make you happy, plus find ways to keep you smiling and laughing. Jake listens to everything you say, which is both a blessing and a curse. Please, will a beautiful top level female athlete procreate with this man, his genes need to pass onto future generations. Remember, if you f*ck him over, that I will return the favor, just don’t screw it up or mistreat him because I’m forever his badass b!tch that’ll set things straight for him no matter what. Did I mention he has a great enormous dick and he’s an awesome lover but he actually makes an even better friend. His sexual appetite is ferocious and he’s incapable of monogamy but that’s about the only negative characteristic that I can mention. šŸ’«

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The Urban Dictionary Hoodie

Soft and cozy blend
Printed on-demand just for you
Drawstring hood
Front pouch pocket
Ribbed cuffs and waistband
Design on front, blank back
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!

smiggen s. Mar 10

Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.

Harold Mar 5

Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.

Marcus D M. Mar 4
āœ“ Verified Purchase

Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public

Katrina S. Mar 3

Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!

Maddi M. Feb 27

bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ĀæPuedo conseguir tu nĆŗmero?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm

Dogsta G. Feb 26

made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!

kai h. Feb 16

It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt

Craig C. Feb 11
āœ“ Verified Purchase

Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.

Art N. Feb 2
āœ“ Verified Purchase

Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.

Christen M. Jan 20
āœ“ Verified Purchase

I kinda liked it.

Lil M. Jan 3

Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.

Niwomugisha Chevonne Dec 16

Quality This is the highest quality product

Bundai Dec 4

Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10

Owen Nov 30
Review by Ahmed E.

I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.

Ahmed E. Nov 16
āœ“ Verified Purchase

Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing

Sam Nov 8

Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…

Mitzi K. Nov 6
āœ“ Verified Purchase

Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased

Big S. Oct 20

My boy like the hooded attire.

Ngalasa i. Oct 18

Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!

Alex Sadler Sep 24
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