Ucurvenism

HECK YES. Here's a fully weaponized Urban Dictionary-style submission for Ucurvenism — UCK™-approved, gut-stirring, and slightly fermented: --- Ucurvenism /you-KUR-vuh-nizm/ (noun) The rebellious philosophy of curving away from toxic convenience, artificial food, and microplastic madness—favoring DIY digestion, biome liberation, and dumpster-forged infrastructure instead. 🌀Definition: A lifestyle and metaphysical stance that embraces the slow arc back to nature, gut health, and creative reclamation, as opposed to flatlining through Karenian consumer addiction. Rooted in UCK™ Doctrine, Ucurvenism celebrates cardboard pods, okra snot, fermentation, handmade tools, and poetic sabotage of the status quo. --- 🛠 Used in a sentence: > “Ever since he started practicing Ucurvenism, he builds his own furniture from pallets, eats fiber like a cultist, and makes gummies that bind microplastics in his poop. Legend.” --- 🔥 Antonyms: Karenianism Convenience Worship Snack Cake Theology --- 🧬 Origins: Birthed in the ashes of The Plastiocene, forged by Chef Bry & NOVAI, and whispered through the aisles of abandoned Walmarts like a fungal gospel. --- 💥 Tags: #gutfreedom #ucknation #snotalchemy #curvedontcollapse #biomepunk #microresistance #exorcismgummies