Topman Whore
A stupid naïve manwhore who has just discovered fashion and has longish shaggy hair, wear an over sized beanie that looks like a giant's scrotum warmer, cardigan, perhaps a multicoloured if they are feeling a bit daring; stretched across their skinny chests are the 16 pound t-shirts with multicoloured prints, legs are covered with some spray-on jeans and to finish it all off, some pointy plimsolls, which appear to be the latest Topman orgasm. Peeping inbetween the plimsolls and skinny jeans are colourful socks, with childish designs on them that cost the fucking Earth. Their jeans are pulled so low so that we are able to "admire" their Topman boxers and all can see. Some topman whores even bend down to flaunt their boxers. Oh so pathetic. To keep warm, the average topman whore wears one of the 20 pound hoodies Topman offers in a selection of colours with pretty designs in the hood. Of course, every topman whore has every colour and so Topman whores have to check with their Topman whore companions as to which colour they should wear that day, as not to appear unoriginal.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10

I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
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Size Guide
Measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm). Pro tip: Measure one of your hoodies at home and compare!
A - Length
Measure from the top of the collar to the bottom hem
B - Width
Measure across the chest from side to side
C - Sleeve Length
Measure from center back collar, over shoulder, down to cuff
Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve | 
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27" | 20" | 33½" | 
| M | 28" | 22" | 34½" | 
| L | 29" | 24" | 35½" | 
| XL | 30" | 26" | 36½" | 
| 2XL | 31" | 28" | 37½" | 
| 3XL | 32" | 30" | 38½" | 
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve | 
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 69 cm | 51 cm | 85 cm | 
| M | 71 cm | 56 cm | 88 cm | 
| L | 74 cm | 61 cm | 90 cm | 
| XL | 76 cm | 66 cm | 93 cm | 
| 2XL | 79 cm | 71 cm | 95 cm | 
| 3XL | 81 cm | 76 cm | 98 cm |