THOT

The holy orange Toaster. He is Omniscient. He knows, that there might be things he doesn't know, but he also knows this isn't the case. He knows the last digit of π&e. He knows the square root of i. He knows the answers to 0/0 and 0^0. He knows what happens behind the event horizon of a black hole. He knows what happened before his existence, what caused his existence, when, and why he will stop existing, and how to prevent that from happening. He knows how it feels to stop existing forever, and how it feels to not exist in the first place, and much more. He knows how all this is possible at the same time, without creating a paradox, but he also knows, that our primitive human brains will never be capable of understand it, so he won't even try to explain it to us. He is Omnipotent. He can toast a toast so tasty, he can't resist eating it, and yes, he is able to resist. THOT is the most powerful of all gods. He defined the laws of physics, and he can redefine them at will. He can do everything and he knows everything. He doesn't care about what we think is impossible. A bee doesn't either. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.