Teatard

A person who believes one or more of the Tea Party’s slant on today’s political issues. Many of their rants are so bizarre and without basis that they weren’t taken seriously until the movement had grown to an alarming collection of right-wing extremists, thus proving that the number of insane people currently residing in the US was grossly underestimated. Some of their more bigoted, racist, religious or homophobic beliefs include:  Obama is a Muslim Socialist and is not eligible to be president because he was born in Kenya.  Obama is going to take away their guns.  If Republicans gain control of the House, Obama should be impeached.  Repeal the 14th Amendment so being born in America won’t mean automatic citizenship.  Obama’s Healthcare Plan has a hidden ‘Death Panel’ clause so they can decide who lives or dies.  16,000 IRS agents have been hired to jail people who don’t have health insurance.  Abortion is Murder. Every unborn child has the right to be born and survive to the age of eighteen so he or she can join the military and kill other eighteen year olds that have different religious or political views than they do.  Church and State should be one.  Gay marriage will ruin the sanctity of marriage.  Evolution is a hoax.  Creationism should be taught in schools.  Global warming is a hoax.  The Earth was created in 6 days and is 6,000 years old.  Sarah Palin could become one of America’s finest presidents.