Tayport Hoodie
A town in Fife, Scotland with a welcome sign which reads "please die carefully" as opposed to "please drive carefully". Was once famous for the notorious Helter Skelter slide which has now been taken away. In Tayport the further up the hill you live the posher you are. Right at the bottom of the hill we have "the millies" this is where all the mental Tayport residents reside. Right at the top of the hill is where all the knobs live. Tayport Primary School is awful. The playground is a concrete death trap with disgusting, tacky plant pots randomly placed - it doesn't really make sense. The Dolphin Centre has been visited by every resident of Tayport. It holds a place in every Tayportian childs heart as they all at some point went to Buzz Club. There are two main parks in Tayport "the common" and "the top park." The Top Park is where the wannabe skaters hang out. They can't skate for shit and think Fall Out Boy is heavy metal but they are harmless. The Common is where the kids go for a kick-about. It is also a favourite place for dogs to shit all over the place. Tayport is the home of the alcoholic. There are more pubs in Tayport than you would think would be needed but really this abundance of pubs just caters for the numerous alcoholics that live in Tayport. Really there is fuck all to do in Tayport and so it is good that you can always catch a bus to Dundee. Problem is these buses never come on time or don't turn up. The bus drivers are wankers also.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.
Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!