Slangbanger

Someone who uses so much modern slang that they are unintelligible to anyone who is not terminally online, common traits of slangbangers include: Being terminally online themselves Saying offensive things to get a reaction out of people Being an asshole in general Being a schrödingers douchebag Becoming surprised when people dont like them even though their only character traits are being rude and offensive Having few to no redeemable qualities Being willing to do immoral things (IE. Scamming) for their own personal gain Becoming surprised when no one understands what theyre saying Thinking they are much more intelligent than they actually are Having a huge ego Defending everything they say to the grave even if it does not deserve defending Surrounding themselves with more slangbangers Joining forums or similar just to be asshats to the people there for a quick laugh Being incredibly fucking annoying Having a very short temper Gaslighting people who call them out on their bullshit In general, stay as far away from these people as you can manage, there are very few, if not no decent humans that are slangbangers. They are commonly found on websites that offer anonymity and/or lack moderation, there is no cure to this illness other than touching some grass, which they are generally very reluctant to do.