Skinny Bitch Syndrome

Suffered mainly by females and gay stereotypes. A disease shared by all of the female characters in Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy and Bones, just to mention some. In real life, a patient with SBS rarely reach the age of forty, as the people around them tend to kill them off. The symptoms include: - Nagging about teir tragic lovelives - Manipulating other women's husbands in order to feed their own insatiable need for approval - Blackmailing other women in order to be the queen of the hill - Living on a diet consisting of mainly nothing, diet coke and some artsy-farsty coffee drink. It never fails. - Being bitchy - Being generally hysterical - Being a blast at parties by bitching and say things like "I don't eat sugar/snacks/filth like that" into the host/hostess' face - Control issues. Oh, man. - Excessive visible-bone flaunting - Competing at everything and to everyone - Staring bug-eyed at someone w the nerve to eat a Twizzler or bear claw in their presence - Considering people over size of 00 to be subhuman - The most common topics of conversation would be ramblings like these: "the baby, my lovelife, my life is complicated, i want to wait" and blah blah blah. If you want to heal an SBS-patient in your circle, there is only one cure. You need a pair of boxing mitts, a cattle prod and some elbow grease. You do the math.