Rockhurst Hoodie

You Know You Go To Rockhurst When: A majority of your friends are from Kansas City, Omaha or St. Louis. You get tired of people saying, "Rockhurst? Isn't that a highschool?" You complain about walking from Corcoran to McGee. You’ve been written up. Chipotle is your best friend. You think the Jesuits are the coolest priests ever. You are a business or science major. You knew your admissions counselor personally. You have at least one for your professor’s home phone numbers. You’ve had a Delicious Oreo Twister from Jane in the pub. You frequent Mike’s, The Brooksider,Charlie Hooper's and Harpo's. You’ve been to Harlings at least once. You bummed meal points off a freshman. You slept walked to an 8 AM class. You consider jeans dressed up. Sweatpants are a way of life. You had a snowball fight on Lower Burke. You can’t walk across campus without seeing someone you know. You know you have to get at least 2 large cups every time you go to the cafeteria. You went sledding behind the baseball field. You complain about the lack of healthy options in the cafeteria. You know the 2nd floor of McGee is haunted and you have stories. You are friends with a Rocko. You cried when Zaps burned down and rejoiced when it reopened. You didn’t read the orientation book. You went to Catholic school. You had at least one night class and hated it. You know the stigma of Organic Chemistry and any Sociology class. You’ve done the walk of shame. You’ve “Saved the Breasts.” The drama in your life is just as bad as high school. You’ve had something beat you to the breakfast table. You love SAB’s $3 movie night. You know Forrest, Virginia and Tracy are where to go on the weekends. You think Sedgwick should be condemned. You have hung out with Fr. Curran at Homecoming, a foam party, in the caf or at your house. You know the Help Desk is no help. 4010 is your friend. You go to the art openings for free booze. You wonder what a real frat house is like. The Box only means one thing. You wonder where they keep the paper and toner for the printers. You have assigned tables in the cafeteria. You laugh at the 6 pack rule. Quiet hours in Corcoran don’t exist. You’ve been sent home from a dance. You hear the trash truck at 4AM. Every time you go to Price Chopper you see at least 3 Rockhurst students. No classes on Friday are awesome. You’ve fought over the term “pop” vs. “soda.” The RDN helped you get through class. You wish you could shop at the Plaza, but have no money. You have fallen asleep in the Rock Room. You wear more MU, KU or Nebraska clothes than Rockhurst. You know we have been undefeated in football since 1949. Your high school has more spirit than your college. You wish the Pub still served beer. You've never been to a Rockhurst sporting event. Paul Nunez planned your life as soon as you went business. Massman 1. You got lost during "Where to go in KCMO." Wireless internet helped you get through class. You partied with your RA. The campus ministry staff knows everyone's name even if you don't do anything with them. You played in the fountains and got a cold. You have a theology or philosophy minor. You wait for a Rocko for more than 10 mins when you need them, but when you have done something wrong they are there in less than 2. You know that it's the Science Center, aka the building formerly known as Richardson.