Robert
Both one of the hardest and easiest boys to decipher... Rob's a people's person. He doesn't have to try to gain attention. Everyone tries to get his. Entire groups of friends practically start with him. He makes no effort to be cool, let alone social. He's a jock, obsessed with basketball and football. He's even tried soccer. He's insanely tall, really strong, but ironically isn't that muscular... yet. He's introverted and a bit dense without realizing it. He never starts conversations, definitely never tries to keep them going. He seems so unattached to everything, especially when he puts his headphones in. He doesn't answer texts (unless he's interested in you). He's also an adorable doof that likes to poke his crushes and his close friends. He manages to make all small talk awkward. As long as he's a virgin, he'll never make the first move. He loves staring contests, and his nose twitches to the side when he focuses too hard. He'll insist that his hazel eyes have spots of blue on the bottom. He's extremely competitive, a little insecure, and has a little too much integrity. No curiosity whatsoever. He won't even give you any reason to care for him but you can't help it. He can be as cute as a puppy, stubborn as a jackass, holier than a saint, more of a tease than Magic Mike, can be more of a jerk than Charlie Sheen, as addicting as drugs, more lovable than a favorite stuffed animal, and more closed off than a snow leopard.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10

I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
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Size Guide
Measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm). Pro tip: Measure one of your hoodies at home and compare!
A - Length
Measure from the top of the collar to the bottom hem
B - Width
Measure across the chest from side to side
C - Sleeve Length
Measure from center back collar, over shoulder, down to cuff
Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27" | 20" | 33½" |
| M | 28" | 22" | 34½" |
| L | 29" | 24" | 35½" |
| XL | 30" | 26" | 36½" |
| 2XL | 31" | 28" | 37½" |
| 3XL | 32" | 30" | 38½" |
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 69 cm | 51 cm | 85 cm |
| M | 71 cm | 56 cm | 88 cm |
| L | 74 cm | 61 cm | 90 cm |
| XL | 76 cm | 66 cm | 93 cm |
| 2XL | 79 cm | 71 cm | 95 cm |
| 3XL | 81 cm | 76 cm | 98 cm |