pothead

someone who, smokes a bowl before he goes to bed, who says they want to smoke a bowl while they are already smoking a bowl, who picks up evan's little brother at parties while he is trying to get laid, who can spot orions belt in 5 seconds while high, who always wants to go on adventure while they are high even though they are just trying to fit in, always want to go to mcdonalds after he smokes, always goes and watches a movie by himself when high, who says fast like faeesssttt, who thinks hes really big when he is not, does not like going in public places and always want to take food to go, asks everyone out, looks like brad pitt in the mirror, hates the jonas brothers, hates ixel, breaks computers and cell phones, hits on every girl, hooks up with baboons and pigs and thinks that they are hot, lives next to reptar, dropping out of half their classes, faking they are going to go to every college, partying is in their genes, makes good family dinner baked ziti, says oh my god more than someone that just saw a dead person, who has nice hair, who watches south park high, hangs out with middle schoolers