Picard

The Picard is a single, tiny piece of grain which wandered the intestines of the body and came out undamaged along with digested food out of an asshole. The more it is the Picard the more it is on top of the shit. (If a Picard is only more than 50% on the side of an object which is shit it is not called a Picard.) Definition within: If it is within the shit it is probably a Wesley C.. A Wesley C. has not to be discovered. It has not to be put on top of the shit. Also its very existence has the state of Schroedingers Cat. If someone discovers a Wesley C., it is not a Wesley C. anymore from that point in time. The definition changes to "exposed Klingon warbird". A Wesley C. does not move. If it was moved it is also one special attribute of a Wesley C. A Wesley C. moves when someone has the will that it moves. It does not move on its own. If a shit somehow appears in a shape like that of a snake and is somehow pointing to real grain or the stars with its head it is called a R-usher. A "R-usher" is an inverted Wesley C. and therefore a negative of it. It is dark as the nightsky with stars. Not really dark as black. The two states of the Wesley C. turn to the two possible connections of a R-usher which are grain or the stars or both. A R-Usher is something which moves or has dynamic shape.