Pan-Africoon

A Black individual who aggressively attributes all aspects of Black identity and history to slavery or Africa, often while subconsciously praising white supremacy. They typically engage in online arguments with Afro-Indigenous American Indians or foundational Black Americans (FBAs), not out of sincere belief, but for validation and brownie points from non-Black groups. Traits include: – Dismissing or erasing Black American accomplishments by attributing them to Africa. – Preaching about self-love while being married to white partners and deflecting critique. – Promoting the slave ship narrative despite lacking recent African ancestry or tribal ties. – Ignoring the existence of dark-skinned, curly-haired Indigenous peoples around the world. – Stirring division within Black communities under the guise of Pan-Africanism. – Loudly proclaiming “We from Africa!” but never making the move themselves. – Tapping into performative “unity” while tap dancing for non-Black approval. – Frequently engaging in CIA chimp chatter: useless debates, distractions, and circular arguments meant to derail Black American discourse and keep the people mentally colonized.