Pace University

An institution in New York City where partying isn't optional, it's mandatory and the core curriculum. The kids know that there's no reason to drink unless you're going to get shit-faced (sometimes ending at pre-gaming!), if you don't have money or a fake you're ending up at one of three shitty bars (where the person you're avoiding will be at the same one!), and the academics a total joke (you will be wasted and high during your exam and still get your A's!). Pick your housing by the way you want college to be! The tower is high school all over again, John St is the home of alcoholics and drug addicts (look at the front steps! Who would want to live there?!), Fulton - who cares! and Brooklyn is where the patients go (Who even goes there?!)! No worries, you'll see everyone in the caf where everyone knows everyone's story. More people live at the dorms than people go to school! No concern since Pace probably just lost all their paperwork! You need money? Call up daddy! He'll probably give you a nice $600 a week to spend on all the pre-gaming necessities, the taxi cabs, and the drugs you need to sleep! But it still won't be enough! The only thing that lives up to it's name is Pacing yourself, as in you can't pace yourself and the PU because you will reek of marijuana after two days! Too bad it ends all too shortly!