OxTheLade
OxTheLade, or simply Ox, is the creator of the greatest circus on Earth. A brogrammer, cat-dad, Pizzaiolo, choco-monster, football fan, and everything bueno. He has god-tier meme making skills. He will turn anything unique about you into a meme. He is also a rock star. He'll bless you with his karaoke, and give you 8 extra lives. How else do you think cats got 9 lives? Snowie can confirm. His alter ego, Mr. Laude, i. e., Benjamin Kenneth Laude, is the Rambo to pests. What started as a self-defense mechanism against online tech-support scammers, ended up as a nuke. Mr. Laude created the Zero Tolerance Policy against online menace, which has been demonstrated against Trojan Roach. If you get ideas about calling out Mr. Laude, do that after arranging a fancy funeral. But OxTheLade is the person that you would want to carry around in your wallet. He's the friend that everyone wants, but only selected deserve. Man helps out others with school, reaches out to everyone, cares for animals (ask Snowie and Robert), takes friends to raves (their pictures, anyways), can't be provoked, loves peace, learns stuff from other people, and the list is endless. OxTheLade is one of those words that are elementary, yet have huge-ass definitions, and makes up other words like FRIDAY, Sardaar, Prahulala, Sardaar, Nuraaaa, Meowchikni, dAmbNA, 3ll3 B3ll3, Simabelle, Gimuel, Spaghet, etc. Thus, OxTheLade is a seriously (times 10) important word that is irreplaceable.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
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A - Length
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B - Width
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C - Sleeve Length
Measure from center back collar, over shoulder, down to cuff
Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27" | 20" | 33½" |
| M | 28" | 22" | 34½" |
| L | 29" | 24" | 35½" |
| XL | 30" | 26" | 36½" |
| 2XL | 31" | 28" | 37½" |
| 3XL | 32" | 30" | 38½" |
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 69 cm | 51 cm | 85 cm |
| M | 71 cm | 56 cm | 88 cm |
| L | 74 cm | 61 cm | 90 cm |
| XL | 76 cm | 66 cm | 93 cm |
| 2XL | 79 cm | 71 cm | 95 cm |
| 3XL | 81 cm | 76 cm | 98 cm |