OxTheLade Hoodie
OxTheLade, or simply Ox, is the creator of the greatest circus on Earth. A brogrammer, cat-dad, Pizzaiolo, choco-monster, football fan, and everything bueno. He has god-tier meme making skills. He will turn anything unique about you into a meme. He is also a rock star. He'll bless you with his karaoke, and give you 8 extra lives. How else do you think cats got 9 lives? Snowie can confirm. His alter ego, Mr. Laude, i. e., Benjamin Kenneth Laude, is the Rambo to pests. What started as a self-defense mechanism against online tech-support scammers, ended up as a nuke. Mr. Laude created the Zero Tolerance Policy against online menace, which has been demonstrated against Trojan Roach. If you get ideas about calling out Mr. Laude, do that after arranging a fancy funeral. But OxTheLade is the person that you would want to carry around in your wallet. He's the friend that everyone wants, but only selected deserve. Man helps out others with school, reaches out to everyone, cares for animals (ask Snowie and Robert), takes friends to raves (their pictures, anyways), can't be provoked, loves peace, learns stuff from other people, and the list is endless. OxTheLade is one of those words that are elementary, yet have huge-ass definitions, and makes up other words like FRIDAY, Sardaar, Prahulala, Sardaar, Nuraaaa, Meowchikni, dAmbNA, 3ll3 B3ll3, Simabelle, Gimuel, Spaghet, etc. Thus, OxTheLade is a seriously (times 10) important word that is irreplaceable.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Navy Quality Goods I bought this shirt to wear whilst i sail the seven seas with my sea cadet friends, i really like the design because i can walk around and everyone knows im a wannabe pirate. I also like the colour choice, i am able to use it as my stealth suit whilst we do our practice drills with spray painted nerf guns :) would buy again!
Nice It's pretty good to describe my mood around my parents!! Love this! Make more!
Shit
i said shart and wore it to a party
wrote shart and wore it to a party
SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
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A - Length
Measure from the top of the collar to the bottom hem
B - Width
Measure across the chest from side to side
C - Sleeve Length
Measure from center back collar, over shoulder, down to cuff
Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27" | 20" | 33½" |
| M | 28" | 22" | 34½" |
| L | 29" | 24" | 35½" |
| XL | 30" | 26" | 36½" |
| 2XL | 31" | 28" | 37½" |
| 3XL | 32" | 30" | 38½" |
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 69 cm | 51 cm | 85 cm |
| M | 71 cm | 56 cm | 88 cm |
| L | 74 cm | 61 cm | 90 cm |
| XL | 76 cm | 66 cm | 93 cm |
| 2XL | 79 cm | 71 cm | 95 cm |
| 3XL | 81 cm | 76 cm | 98 cm |