outback steakhouse

An "Australian"-style "steak house" which is horribly overpriced. When you enter, they're usually packed, so you'll have to wait 1 hour until somebody leaves and frees up a table, all the while starving to death. Once you actually manage to reserve a table, don't be surprised to find that the restaurant's staff have forgotten to clean it. Next, you'll have to wait another 15 minutes until a waiter/waitress can attend to you. The Outback Steakhouse sports a large, varied menu, including disgusting, dry or undercooked steaks, various beverages (aka alcohol), skimpy salads, expensive desserts and other foods which aren't Australian. There are also sides of cheesy fries which are admittedly pretty good. After taking your order, you'll have to wait another 40 minutes for your order to arrive, whether it be salad or a steak, because the workers are lazy and don't give a crap as long as you leave them a tip. Once your order arrives, enjoy it, yada yada yada. Fortunately, if you get food stuck between your teeth, there is a toothpick dispenser near the door (which will most likely be empty). That's the Outback Steakhouse in a nutshell.