Oldman Hoodie
A Name synonymous with internet gaming, mostly the Battlefields. A virtual celebrity among gamers online. One of the greatest Battlefield Vietnam players in the world. Unable to stay in one clan for more than two months at one time, but is still the most heavily recruited person in the game of Battlefield Vietnam. No matter how many times you shoot him, he still kills you, then brags to you about how good he is for years after. For example, Oldman killed me once a year and a half ago. I am still hearing about this today. Also accomplished in Battlefield 2 and Counter Strike Source. He is accused of hacking daily, even though everyone knows that he dosent hack, theyre just jealous because he pwns them. He does not stop at pwning you in Battlefield Vietnam. He screams at you, swears at you, goes to your house, eats your dinner, and dates your mother. He wrecked these following clans. SFI, KsM, TsB, and yet everyone in these clans is still friends with him. He enjoys telling people hes poor, then going swimming in his pool, and inventing gang signs that no one else knows. Another one of his accomplishments is making the clan QRF, which he promptly left for dead, 2 months after he created it. The clan still hates him, but does Oldman care? Not at all. When playing BFV with him once, I became so discouraged after my score passed 0-1-47, that I did not want to try anymore, so I walked up to him, laid down in the middle of the road, and let him kill me, just because it was less humiliating than watching me try. Oldman is the definition of pwnz0r. When meeting him on the virtual battlefield. Lay down, and dont attempt to shoot him, because you will not hit him, and he will pwn you, until you cry. I have seen grown men literally break down and cry, after playing Oldman for 10 minutes. Some view oldman as a bad person, whom many dislike. To those people I say, "What the hells the matter with you, I know hes cocky, but when hes that good, he deserves to be cocky". I suppose hes crashed most of the clans in existance on Battlefield Vietnam, but he made them really really good whenever he joined, and they learned how much they truely suck without him. A good strategy when playing Battlefield Vietnam, is to find wherever oldman is, and join that clan, because its not worth trying to go up against him. You will lose, and embarass yourself trying. Oldman wrecked every clan that I was in, and I still follow him around and join the same clan that he does.
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Customer Reviews
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.
Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!